event calendar - Regular SCH3 Hash Print
Hash 508
Thursday, 02/11/2010 18:33 - 21:00
Greetings...

Out there in voyeur-land. Please listen to the following with both eyes.
Please join Clucker Fucker and Puff the MDQ for the Cluck's Virgin Haring Thursday the eleventh. Many of you have voiced the opinion that all Puff trails are either poorly planned, poorly executed, or both. I, however, am on my knees in front of Clucker, for a number of reasons actually. The only one I will discuss with you though is her nasty nature when it comes to devising devious trails.

While she picked Clouds Downtown for her starting point, I assure you that is the only part of this trail that will boost your spirits. The only influence I was able to garner with her was the placement of the checks and talking her into keeping trail length under three miles. And even this was only accomplished after plying her with copious amounts of alcohol and one other favor that shall remain unnamed.

Well. There you have it. Join us Thursday at Clouds. Due to the complexity of trail, the hare-pair will on-out themselves promptly at 6:40. We purposely chose the date closest to Valentines Day as we feel certain you will love this trail. We even have an alternative Beer Check location should rain fall upon us. Wear red.

On Trail Five-Oh-Eight
Some of you
Will meet your fate
On-out,
Puff MDQ
Clucker Fucker

P.S. the first 24 hashers to arrive @ Clouds Thursday will be given a door prize.
 
Surf City H3 likes beer.