Hairy Potter & Snatch.cum are the names you will be cursing after this trail. Starting from The Snatch House @ 515 Maple. On the corner of Maple and Myrtle. Park on Myrtle, there are diagonal parking spots there. 6:33, Bring mace, lube, new shoes and $5 for hash cash ya cheap wanks. There will be 2 booze checks and sex on trail opportunities so bring bail and/or cab money. Dogs in leashes, No babies except Tiny Whiney Bitch, beer in belly. There will be a turkey eagle split. Consider yourself warned.
