"Because of a bad economy, Santa has had to lay off a good portion of his workforce, therefore he relied on SurfCity Hash to come through with toy donations for those kids in need."
There really isn’t much room to do anything except park your ass on a stool and enjoy adult beverages with your friends. Even then you run the risk of getting smacked in the kidneys or the head with pool sticks from the folks playing pool not two feet away
This is the same method used by the Soviet Union (KGB) and The East Germans (Stazi) to keep the population in line. Are we becoming the Communist Hash or what?