"Because of a bad economy, Santa has had to lay off a good portion of his workforce, therefore he relied on SurfCity Hash to come through with toy donations for those kids in need."

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"There was some conjecture that she had left with Cum Lord, and the both of them had stopped for some blowjob-on-trail"

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There really isn’t much room to do anything except park your ass on a stool and enjoy adult beverages with your friends. Even then you run the risk of getting smacked in the kidneys or the head with pool sticks from the folks playing pool not two feet away

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