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Hares: Puff and Pixie Pack: Rod Lover, Timmy!!!, LC Norm, Pearl Necklace, Clit Van Wrinkle, Spooge Bath, Goat Blower, Lil Anal Annie, Serial Box, PCP, Finger Nips, Banana Basher, Dr. Nappy, Hugh Heifer, Hairy Potter, Dog Breath, Virgin Sheba, Just Tammy, Cumz Out My Nose, Pussy Galore, Captain Jack Swallows, Pussy Sipper, Just Rupert, Lady Go Dive On It (Virgin Nate late arrival). This evening we find ourselves crowded in the restaurant Sestri located on Capitola Rd. Among the well dressed patrons and a birthday party is our beer-swilling group. timmy!!! suggests singing our version of the happy birthday song. Meanwhile I go collecting shirt money for our 400th run. Spooge Bath takes away Dr. Nappy's walker like the mean wanker that he is. I hope he's not a geriatric nurse. As we leave the bar for circle I see Dog Breath accosting the Matre 'D trying to pick up on her by telling her about our group. He gives her one of our cards with his phone number on it. Trail was another typical Puff trail. Long, full of shiggy, and going through bizzare places. Beer check ends up being in the Soquel Park and Ride. I recognize a few cars in the lot belonging to bus patrons. Speaking of work one of my supervisors took this opportunity to circle the lot twice before stopping to talk to the group. Upon his first appearance I slithered behind the group trying not to be recognized. After a long on-in religion is held in the cemetary on Capitola Rd Extension. I took this as an opportunity to find myself elsewhere handing the balance to Puff. Here are his accounts of the lies that followed.
Pixie is the RA for the temporarily absent Jordass. He showed up for religion and was appropriately made beer fairy. He had to miss the hash because he was banging an Intern, errr I mean he had a "work meeting". Cumz Out My Nose is next for being a backslider.
Non-runners for the night Clit, Banana, and Rod Lover are next for being such lazy bastards.
The RA called up Dog Breath because 1) he deserved it but 2) because she thought he had not been to the hash lately- he was here last week! Zicky-zacky on Pixie! RA drinks. Virgins Sheba and Virgin Nate. A quick note on Nate, he works with dBased and was thusly invited. Although he was late to the bar, dBased must have schooled him well enough because in the middle of the Beer Check he strolled into the Park and Ride. Intrepid lad (sorry, I'm in an Irish Bar in SF). Anyhow, Sheba found us on the Internet most likely surfing for porn like the rest of us. They escape torture by singing a really long song. Serial Box is the next sacrifice because her cell phone went off during religion.
Finally the Hares.
And just when the madness was to come to an end Serial Box gets another phone call!!! Jordass was on the ball and anwsered he call for her.  Be first to comment this article |  Add as favorites (117) |  Quote this article on your site | Views: 978
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