This is a Beerocracy!!!! And don’t anyone forget it!

The boring: Banana Basher, Hogazm, Timmy!, PABST Lamblowme, Pixalated Obsensity, Jordass for Men, Goat Blower, Finger Nips, Pussy Sipper, Serial Box (hare), Just John, Pearl Necklace, LC Norm, Puff MDQ, Dr. Nappy Headed Ho, Harry Potter, Rod Lover, Choka Cola, Piss N Booth, Dangling Mantasticals, and Just Megan (for now).

Its now 1132hrs.  I’m waiting for 1200hrs for beer watching the Sharks game from yesterday. I have a headache from that Egg Nog from Annie’s Garden Pad.  Though the Nog was wonderful.  Actually my headache probably come from the massive amount of beer that followed it.

We are at Bocci’s Cellar.  Serial Box buys me a birthday beer.  She is surprised that its Ukulele Night at Bocci’s.  As if anyone could interfere with the Hash.  Or if anyone who was local would know.  Her trail pledges to be really short with 2 tequila checks.  Banana asks the poignant question “What is it? One block and then we get drunk???”.

Crap at this point Dallas is beating the Sharks, I think I’ll take it out on Serial Box. 

Puff’s Hash Flash is having issues.  I think it may be time to give that camera the deep six.  Especially considering its been dropped more than once on trail. 

Myself and Jordass (I think) are grilling Choka Cola about her religion and temptations of the flesh.  After all we could get that Asian-Catholic Schoolgirl fantasy out of the way. Err umm….Crap the Sharks lost, time to switch to Dirty Jobs. Choka claims to have been “good”.

I didn’t mention that I parked on Pioneer Street.  Host to many beer checks, religions, on-outs, etc.  On my way to Bocci’s I not only come across one trail mark but a very short YBF.  Little does Serial Box know that Pioneer is our local secret parking spot when we do ANYTHING in the Harvey West area.

On our way out we find a check near the railroad tracks where one direction I found that short YBF.  The pack took off down the tracks the opposite way only to find a lack of trail.  Eventually we found trail continuing up Encinal St.  Funny thing was finding two checks on opposite sides of the street.  No trail or a false trail (you pick) was (or was not) found down Sylvania St.  Banana was doing his best Serial Box impression throwing flour every which way.

Trail leads us through the Goodwill Trailer Yard and to our first Tequila Check.  Its Souza so I decided to pass on it.  Puff and I decided to decipher where trail leads us next: Back to Encinal St.  Its always entertaining when a Hare teases me by leading trail that comes in proximity to of the District properties.  Serial Box decided to lay a very bad false trail up the concrete ramp that leads to the District Administrative Offices.  As we were complaining about how poorly the false trail was set (due to the lack of check) Puff hollers “HARE SIGHTING!!!” and the chase is on. Hare was spotted behind one of the Plantronics buildings and fortunately our GM smartly knew that the Hare had no escape and snared Serial Box.  This also happens to be where our second Tequila check was.  The real question was “IS there actually a BEER check?”

No, actually.  You see, Serial Box thought our dear Beer Mistress was going to supply the beer for the said check.  Sadly Serial Box didn’t get penetrated by the Email regarding the important need to for a mentor prior to Haring.  Finger Nips had to give Just John a tissue to mop up his sadness due to the trail’s udder SUCKNESS.

Aaaaahhh! Beer.  On to Religion.  For no particular reason Pixie is named Beer Fairy.  First victim of the RA is Choka Cola.  Somehow people forget you never talk to the Scribe or the RA.  Especially admitting to puking after having a 1 + ½ Bloody Marys.  She claims it was also due to the goat burger she ate.  I think her new name should be Goat-Choke-Blower.

Just Megan was next, as it is her 5^th hash.  Suggestions range from Fanny Bullick to Lost on Tail. Banana suggested since she works for Google and is somewhat related to web browsing something along the lines of “Message 707: Service denied”.  There wasn’t a consensus so the naming was tabled. 

Dangling Mantasticals was called up because of his outfit.  Noted was the fact that no one had worn anything like it since Billy Jack went to Bangcock.  He looked like Kevin Costner trying to get laid in a gay bar. 

PABST Lamblowme is next.  Since PABST is such a fan of the SHIT beers PABST got such a hard-on when he saw a Schlitz sign in Bocci’s. 

Just Megan is up again for her naming.  Here is where the Beerocracy is comes into play.  Sometimes its necessary to ignore suggestions such as Crotch Snot and institute the name Cervix Denied. Enuff Said.

Finally the Hare. Oh boy. The RA noted so much flour on trail that he wondered if she had an anal leakage problem.  She was also snared 2 seconds after laying her 1^st tequila check.  And also as the afore mentioned thought the BM was responsible for the BC.

Anyhow, now that I’m done raking Serial Box over the coals next weeks trail is to be set by Finger Nips and Goat Blower. We are meeting at the CRAP Place, place that as mentioned before had Sierra Nevada but DOESN’T!!!!

Comments (1)

Correction... Written by Serial Box, on 16-12-2007 14:47 ...the reasons I was snared was because Nips and Goatie woke me up from the nap I was taking waiting for you all to catch up to me, we have a clever GM, and lastly, because I let out a blood curdling scream as I slipped and fell down the ravine ~ I sounded check like you Ralphie and Puff was looked up to figure out you could throw your voice like that...I do apologize about the beer check...the new ale place owner and I missed the mark, oh well, perhaps next time!

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