Well another calendar year is coming to a close and what better way to wave goodbye to the trails of 2007 than with our resident evil hare dBased.

The pack today consisted of Banana, Hugh Heifer, PABST Lamblowme, Timmy!, LC Norm, Pearl Necklace, TBO, C.S.I, Finger Nips, Goat Blower, Daddy War Bucks, visitor Too Good To Swallow, with her Virgin brother Kevin, Puff MDQ, Loose Stool, Nadia Cum on my Cheek, Serial Box, Dr. Nappy, Rod Lover, Harry Potter, your scribe Ralph, and our hare dBased. 

Random prelube notes: Banana was proud to announce that he took the bus to trail...probably a good thing. 

Our visitor Too Good to Swallow wonders where Virgin Kevin is. Someone from the pack says "your boyfriends over there" she responds by telling us its her brother, not boyfriend. Perhaps in Too Good to Swallow's home hash (Music City) they don't have the saying "Incest is Best". 

Everyone (TBO) is bitching already.

"Hugh Heifer is really scared about this trail" Banana states in a vain and futile effort to get dBased to cough up information that would lead our resident Short-Cutting Bastards to the beer first. dBased only gives up three vague clues: Its a really good place for a beer check, he has his car parked where beer check is, and his car isn't 4-wheel drive. 

TBO (still whining) wants to leave early and not give him the usual 15mins head-time.

Trail was actually decent and relatively kind by dBased standards. It involved around 3 circle jerks (depending on your opinion) and 12 falses (according to dBased). I only saw 4 falses, just wonder where the other 8 were.  

Time for religion, and our stand in RA is fresh with 5 red cups from my trunk and begins:

First up is TBO for all that moaning and groaning she did. Actually she wasn't whining she was beering. 

Next is our visitor from MCH3 in Nashville TN.

Our backsliders were the third victims. Nadia and Loose Stool for spending too much time [gettin'] busy. 

Fourth is Goat Blower, Dr. Nappy, and Finger nips for (among other things) being non-runners and for smoking in the girls room.

Virgin Kevin is next.  He decides to show his joke by mooning the crowd. I hear a few harriets cooing about a testical shot. He is reminded that if you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.

Finally the Hare. dBased got the usual insults ensued.  

Next trail is Goat Blower and LC Norm.  With Goat Blower haring again we must ask ourselves "how high are we getting?"

And judging by the amount and size of rain drops that have been hitting my bus windshield today, let’s pray for compassion.

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