Out of my ole favorite the Rush Inn for the Last Call Norm and Goat Blower edition of this weeks trail. Contestants on this weeks trail start with Hogazm, Hugh Heifer, Finger Nips, Jordass, Puff, Timmy!, Mrs. G, Pearl Necklace, Capitan Jack Swallows, PCP, Serial Box, PABST Lamblowme, Pussy Galore, Cum Lord, Cunts Sluts and Incest, Pussy Sipper, Pixie, Banana Basher, dBased, Apple Bobber, Just Heather (#2), and your scribe Ralph. 

It's a cold rainy night necessitating the use of something in addition to flour so that the pack can follow trail. That medium would be oatmeal. Wouldn't you know before I even had a beer open Goat Blower decided to start marking trail inside the bar by spilling her Quaker oatmeal everywhere.

After circling up inside the bar we are greeted by our first waterlogged check. True-trail took us up the stairs that lead up towards the Mission. Another check at the park. Here is where we will likely see whether I am going to go back to the bar or not. If trail goes over Hwy 1 or down Portrero St I'm giving up. Fortunately trail ends up leading down Green St. The Hares lead us down Walnut St and take us through the former Sentinel Parking lot. We fortunately then take trail up Cedar where Norm and Goat Blower are starting down at us as we run to the Locust St Garage and out beer check.

The decision is made to have religion in the same location.

Hugh Heifer is our beer fairy tonight.

First up is our backslider Apple Bobber. The RA asks how he got that name, and it was a choice between Apple Bobber or Steve's Bitch since he works for Apple Computer.

Next is Rod Lover initially for taking so many pictures of people the RA doesn't know (it is said for Rod Lovers whacking material) but then it is because he isn't taking any actual porn pictures.

I'm the next victim because of my Jamie Lynn Spears imitation. The RA then gives me is Brittany sweatshirt and am told be ready for Daddies Little Helmet to come after me in order to get her hands on the sweatshirt.

Just Heather is next for being a "beautiful red head" and is promptly molested by a number of hashers.

"And the Hares..." Cookies, breakfast cereal, we are all wet.

A last minute crime against nature is Goat Blower. Goat admits that she was taking from behind by a goat at her home. Bestiality is best boys.

Next trail is our 8^th Analversary I Fought the Law trail done by Butt Balls and Wiener.

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