Yes folks the rumors are true.  The Seabreeze was brought back to life.  

Puff, Timmy!, Dog Breath, TBO, Banana, Finger Nips, Cheek N Dong, CSI, Virgin JB, Hogazm, Serial Box, Rod Lover, Tater Tits, LC Norm, Pearl Necklace, Pussy Sipper, Cervix Denied and of course your scribe Ralph. Our hares for tonight by the way are Spooge Bath and Glazed Hole. 

Banana steals my new notebook and writes “Beer was here!” 

For all you tossers that didn’t want to come out tonight, you missed Finger Nips surveying the pack seeking out their opinions for kegs for the upcoming Stupor Bowl party.

Trail info? “A-A’, there will be beer, it won’t be cold”.  Wow, they thought of everything! Its so cold tonight that a warm PBR would be nice!

I witness Finger Nips and Tater Tits feeling up Puff’s thighs. Finger notes, “He doesn’t even shave”.  Yeah, its all that Agent Orange from ‘Nam!

CSI and Serial Box return from the outside together.

Pearl was…

Banana is rifling through Puff’s Wallet.  30 year-old condoms, “I’m a vet, kill me” card, a NASCAR card.

Religion:

Our poor RA isn’t well today.  Finger Nips is our stand-in RA.

Banana is named Beer Fairy for being an FRB again.

Pearl is next for his comment “The Beer Fairy is going downhill”.

Virgin JB and Cheek N Dong from Sac H3 are given down-downs for visitors.

Serial Box shut up! Virgin JB remains up and tells the stupid joke “Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Cause she’s fucking Goofy”.

Spooge Bath: “Serial Box, did you consider not taking drugs today”

Serial Box: “I am drinking”

Spooge Bath: “Heavily?”

Dog Breath rats me out for his poor hearing.

Hoggy is punished for flapping her bangs everywhere. 

Serial Box is called up for her BDay.  “You look good for 81” –Hoggy.

TBO answers a phone call from Wolfgang Fuck.  Technology at religion.  She tries to get out of punishment by claiming “It was another Hasher”. HA! 

Exactly when the Hares were punished is rather vague. It was between now and the end of my notes. One of our visitors Cheek notes “Thanks for conserving flour”. There were also down-downs for anyone who knew Steve Prefontaine. Good thing I wasn’t born yet!

Dog Breath and Virgin JB are nailed for not attending the Stupor Bowl party. 

Rod Lover is called up for Ninja actions (being at one end of the room and then the other so stealthily).  Finger Nips announces that there will be down-downs until all the PBR is gone.

CSI is called up for wearing a Syracuse sweatshirt.  

Cheek N Dong is up again for throwing our religion songs.

Ok, that’s it. It lasted so long you’d thought Butt Balls was RA again!

Next trail is Choka Cola, Suck Cockran, and UGHGHGHT Piss n Booth! Who fucked that up!??!?! Someone is on a suspension from Haring!!!! Oh and its at the Dakota too. Don't forget your IDs...even those who don't think they need it.

Comments (2)

FRB & Fairy Written by Banana Basher, on 02-02-2008 17:30 lol - I was not the FRB - Puff was -- I was second - yes fat man was second - tells ya something about trail.    Being Beer Fairy was sweet!

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