Santa Cruz Hash House Harriers - It’s a Beach Day!!! #399

It’s a Beach Day!!! #399

Written by Ralph U. Crammed-in

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Its another lovely day in Santa Cruz. Actually its another day of rain in Santa Cruz. The only consolation is our Hares are Banana and My Lil Bony. What lies are behind this the precursor to our 400^th?

Pack tonight consists of Butt Balls, Annie, Puff, Finger Nips, Choka Cola, Piss N Booth, My Fucking Precious, Pussy Galore, Goat Blower, TBO, Neighborhood Watch, Serial Box, CSI, Rod Lover, Spooge Bath (who I am temporarily renaming Scrub Nuts), Pearl, Norm, Hairy Potter, Daddy War Bucks, Stupid Pussy (complete with Stupid Puppy), Jiz Bollah, Jordass, Dog Breath, Cervix Denied, and Virgin Stephan.

Trail was originally going to be A-B but it was changed to an A-A due to weather.

Dog Breath worrying so much about being assigned responsibility of the Hashit mistakes Daddy War Bucks’s jacket for said article.

Choka was complaining about something involving Bony and her rack.

Trail was actually quite decent for once. After a run-around the south end of Seabright Ave we end up going up Bronson and West towards Cayuga. Could it be at Banana’s? Probably not. We end up at the hashing corner from hell. The one that has about 7 streets leading in every-which direction? We end up heading towards Mountain View Ave. Would they set up a Beer Check in Finger Nips front yard? Perhaps…Trail did cross her front yard but didn’t stop. We continued across East Cliff and down towards the tracks only to find a back-check. Being the FRB again and being quite thirsty I thought it worth our best effort to head towards the beach. It was here in the parking lot above Seabright Beach we find the beer! We find out where the B was going to be had it not rained. We were going to be treated to a beach bon-fire complete with hotdogs! Oh well.

Comically when Banana and Bony arrived for the BC they interrupted to guys having a serious discussion…or in other words they inadvertently caused the breakup of two men.

Onto religion. First up our Beer Fairy is Spooge Bath (aka Scrub Nuts) because he claimed that he “never does anything stupid”.

Next was Daddy War Bucks for either deciding to wear the Hashit or being an escaped convict.

Third is Neighborhood Watch for backsliding.

Rod Lover and Cervix denied are called up for sex on trail (lasing ~4.5 minutes).

I get called up for my 75^th run.

ButtBalls is next to visit the RA for wearing stirrups, a fact that someone other than myself pointed out to the RA.

Jizz Bollah visits the alter for not bringing his woman to the hash and needing Banana to open his beer.

Meanwhile Piss and Choka are given a special down-down for holding a private party.

The Virgin is given his introduction to the Hash. He claims this name is Stephen Jamison Whiskey or something like that. First was going to tell a bad joke…then going to do a song. Tried to tell a joke again and then gave up and showed the moon.

Finally the Hares.

So if you’ve been under a rock and didn’t know it, next run is our 400^th run!!!

Also, the Red Dress run is May 1^st. If you order your shirt prior to April 10^th contact PG to get your name printed on your shirt.