| The Hottie Run #401 |
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| Written by Ralph U. Crammed-in | ||||||
| Tuesday, 11 March 2008 | ||||||
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Here we are again, starting our 4th Century. We are meeting up on the pretentious non-hash-loving West-Side just a mere block from Lighthouse Point. Though the crowd was initially small (and lacking beer I might add) eventually the crowd grew to include: Panty Free, LC Norm, Pearl Necklace, Serial Box, Puff, Jizz Bollah, Timmy!!!, CSI, Hairy Potter, Swiss Army Cock, Just Tammi, Banana, ML Bony, Sausage Slam, Mother Lil Feltcher, Rod Lover, Just Kelly, Just Sheba, Jordass, Spooge Bath, Mrs G, Pixie, and your grouchy scribe Ralph. Our hares TBO and Hogazm chose the start of the run in front of Santa Cruz’s own Gateway school. Now I happen to live with someone who works at the school and know for a fact that those particular neighbors whine constantly about the school, much less our group of beered-up hooligans. What was worse was the vacationing Finger Nips elected CSI to be beer meister. Sadly she neglected to remind him that the BM is supposed to be there to appease Banana at least 30 minutes prior. Oh well all learn these lessons one must learn in the Hash. I wish I had an account of which streets the poor excuse for a trail but we went down too many streets and turned too many times to account for the exact path we took. All I really recall is a long run down West Cliff, a turn up another street, through the south end of one of the circle maze or maybe it was up Bethany Curve first? Who cares. The Hares left a Sake Check for the group. I think the FRBs finished it as the DFLs had probably given up on trail. Throughout trail though were the usual marking errors that hares make. Lack of checks, left hare-arrows but no rights, trail taking sudden turns, etc. Eventually we miraculously found the Beer Check a mere block from where we started in Lighthouse Field directly opposite Laguna St. The best thing the Hares did though was give us a good location where we could do religion with reduced risk of Police interruption. As for religion we had some important business to take care of. 3 people were awaiting their names. However first: Beer Fairy. Since we needed to be as efficient as possible we need an efficient person to pour beer. Puff was chosen for the job. Before she left early we needed to get the naming of Just Kelly done. Kelly has the rare trait of having attending 7 hashes without being named…and that’s just with us. She had allegedly attended hashes elsewhere as well and really needed a name. As usual names were tossed about in regards to her habit of leaving early thusly avoiding her inevitable naming. Jordass however had a good suggestion. A place where he and friend used to buy lighters was known as the Come and Go. It stuck. Cum & Go is born. Speaking of naming, Jizz Bollah is called to the alter. Jizz shaved his beard off for some reason and Jordass is concerned because he is looking less and less like a terrorist and less deserving of his name. He is punished for that action. Next we have Just Sheba. Now in trying to figure out her name we find out more about how she found the Hash. Banana tells us of an Email she sent him essentially admitting she’s crazy. She is also a girl who is not only married but also has a boyfriend. Bony suggests “Open Door Policy”…nothing sticks so it is left to simmer. Fifth up is C.S.I and Timmy! Spooge ratted them out as when he asked “Are You” they simply replied NO and continued talking. I’ll leave the rest out. Next is our 3rd naming of the night Just Tammi. She claims it was only her 4th Hash and that one day she was only at the bar one night. It does not matter, whatever the count is, that’s the hash law. As Jordass had met her through some dating/sex website her logical name then became Snach.cum. Back up is Sheba. There is talk of her adventures at Burning Man when the suggestion for Burning Bush is dropped and the crowd liked it. To celebrate her new name she drops trou and shows us the face of GOD. Finally the Hares. This was the week Hoggy was celebrating the end of life AKA as her 30th BDay. Instead of a beer she is drinking a can of Ensure. We all share our thoughts on trail and this hash is over…Next week, C.S.I accompanied by myself.  Add as favorites (15) |  Quote this article on your site | Views: 314
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