Picture this: Timmy!!! Finger Nips, Panty Free, dBased, Serial Box, Just Nate, Daddy War Bucks, LC Norm, Pearl Necklace, Butt Balls, Jordass, Dr. Nappy, Snach.Cum, Banana, Choka, Rod Lover, Spooge, Pussy Sipper, Hogazm, My Lil Bony, Hairy Potter, Lizardo, Just Nick, Cumz Out My Nose, Goat Blower, Pussy Galore, Any Loo Will Do, Anal Annie, and lastly Dog Breath.  And your lousy scribe Ralph.

Add in the Hares: Puff MDQ and PCP. 

Yeah sure, PCP has hared many times for Monterey Bay H3.  Sure he’s was over 100 r*ns with Surf City without haring.  Sure Finger Nips convinced him to co-hare with her for the 400^th run.  However I as few other know its not truly a PCP run without a heavy dose of SHIGGY!

Starting at Pioneer St we are lead up the homeless highway (I mean railroad tracks) and up a lovely trail past an encampment and through a large amount of PO.  This is our first dose of trail.  Somewhere along the way Just Nick heads down a steep hill to ask “what’s an XBF?” actually that’s a YBF and no, trail didn’t go back to the tracks but up the hill towards the Pogonip Clubhouse. 

False down Golf Club leads us up the nasty hill towards the top.  Thighs and hips be damned we end up at the top.  Discovering 3 falses the logical move is down the hill again.  Another twist and a few more turns (including a false up a pointless hill) we end up dumping down into Harvey West.  Fortunately after that arduous we find ourselves at the BC.  Aside from an injured Spooge Bath the most interesting thing at the BC is the typical bottle of German Cough Syrup known as Jagermiester. 

Eventually religion ensues.  Lizardo is elected to be Beer Fairy. 

Celebrating his 300^th run with SCH3 is dBased.

 Next is Hogazm for showing up to the Hash with a jar of piss.  She is also awarded a beer cozy for her inability to drink normal beer.

Just Nate is the next victim for the crime of wearing jeans to a hash which given the reign of the RA is a cardinal sin.  Plus he gets an extra down-down for drinking prior to being given permission.

Pussy Sipper is the next person to visit the alter for constantly abandoning and letting his dog run wild.  He claims that “now you have an example of my parenting style”.

Goat Blower is awarded a down-down for being the first person to break their arm while smoking a joint. She is also awarded the left-over bandana from Perth. 

Speaking of Perth our international diplomats are called up…Those being Finger Nips, Butt Balls, & Pussy Galore. 

Banana Basher is the 9^th victim.  Despite the treacherous shiggy-filled trail Banana magically found the Beer Check

Finally the Hares are called up for exposing us to all that retched shaggy.

Lastly a final rogue down-down is given to Daddy War Bucks for claiming the homeless camp we marched through was nicer than his own house. 

Enough for now…on to the next trash.

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