Santa Cruz Hash House Harriers - Wood I Like to Find Trail?

Wood I Like to Find Trail?

Written by Ralph U. Crammed-in

Monday, 21 April 2008

TV Show: Mythbusters:

Adam Savage: Looks like we have another alcohol related myth.

Jamie Heinaman: Does this mean we have to get drunk in the morning again?

Adam Savage: I don’t think we have to, you know, maybe we can.

Well you scribe didn’t get drunk this morning, he was too tired from doing The Relay [yes I know, its RACEism and I will pay for it] and it occurred to me that I didn’t get the last two trashes done, but since I took today off, maybe I could get one done.

Attendance: Pussy Sipper, PCP, PABST Lamblowme, Finger Nips, Timmy!!!, My Lil Bony, Banana, Puff, Tater Tits, Serial Box, CSI, HogaSm [you missed the relay], Snach.cum, Jordass, Dr. Nappy, Rod Lover, Cervix Denied, Cum Lord, Cumz out My Nose, Suck Cockran, Lil Anal Annie, Just Nick, Just Esti, Virgin Andrew.

Lets see, Graham Hill Road mini-mart parking lot. Last time we were here a CHP pulled up and was served food by some woman.

Today Daddy War Bucks has handfuls of cedar woodchips for our trail today. Oh and I should mention Piss N Booth is also a co-hare with a bit of flour.

Jordass shows up wearing a white shirt and tie.

“aww…he’s in his dork outfit” quips Serial Box.

“tell him the dork run is next week” barks Pabst Lamblowme

I also wrote FUCK I HATE DOGS! Dogs that off leash rub along the PO then turn around rub past people’s bare legs. Not my idea of fun.

Trail was interesting. He remarked that he had cedar shavings because he didn’t want to piss the rangers off. Yeah that’s a clue.

Essentially trail took off up the hill the same way Daddy did trail from the same location. Except when trail headed down the hill towards Henry Cowell. It should be noted that part of the pack who overheard Daddy mention rangers figured well, where else is it going to go? and headed up Graham Hill.

A long [read: short] few twists and turns through Henry Cowell we end up in a similar area that Daddy had lead us to around a year ago. We are in a peaceful valley, with water flowing through it, amongst the redwoods, and best of all there is BEER!!!

After getting swiped numerous time by wet, PO laden dogs we lead the pack back to Graham Hill Plaza (or whatever its called) meanwhile being swiped numerous times again by wet PO laden dogs.

After Annie is nominated to be Beer Fairy first called up is Just Nick.

Just Nick visits the alter because while at the Piss’ typical Bad Wine Check that most of us (those that followed true trail) after getting the bottle HogaSm took a swig (somewhere after Just Nick) and spit the foulness out following with the “That’s not cooking wine! That’s cooking shit!”. Must have been madeira wine or something of the vintage.

An additional down-down is awarded to PABST Lamblowme for wondering why the RA looks so good today. Its because he’s 30 today!

A new crime is developed in part by bribes and pressure from the Scribe developed specifically for Snach.cum for bringing a crazy dog that tried to give the whole kennel PO.

Pussy Sipper is called to the alter for his 25^th attempt to abandon his dog Sherman.

HogaSm is summoned to the alter for echoing my displeasure of the PO and dogs (well, more the PO) for her predilection for itching.

Cervix denied is nominated for being a ridiculous backslider. Her excuse? In India and New Zeland. No Madonna style adoptions yet.

Virgin Andrew is called up to do his Joke, Song, or Body Part. He chooses a politically incorrect joke that we won’t repeat here.

Followed lastly by the HARES. RA is off the hook for the Shitty Trail that I wasn’t sorry I missed. Sawdust is the excuse one of Daddy because it being the green solution to hashing as the forest is where trees fall and get cut up. Piss was there as merely a ploy to making people believe that trail was going to be an 8+ mile trail up to the first tunnel along the railroad tracks that used to lead over the hill only to find a YBF.

The next trail already happed so I won't say much more...yet.

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Written by Hogazm, on 22-04-2008 09:45
LET ME get some things clear here:
I missed the relay because I was strapped to my desk at work. :sigh

I was called up for a down-down for saying, "I am not going to touch any fur tonight."

And what is up with the "S" in my name? Just call me Hoggy kid; keep it easy on both of us. :zzz

Written by Tammi Blake, on 23-04-2008 10:38
Well now, Smokey was polite in washing off PO prior to sliding by the pack. He is a herding dog, after all, and trying to keep the pack together. As someone who sometimes needs shepherding, I appreciate it! Give him the down-down next time!