| Down at the Boardwalk Again #410 |
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| Written by Ralph U. Crammed-in | ||||||||||||
| Saturday, 17 May 2008 | ||||||||||||
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I will start out by saying that trails that start down at Coasters [the bar attached to the Boardwalk Bowl] typically start out bad and end worse. At 5:10 I get a call from Finger Nips (she KNOWS I will answer my phone) wondering where everyone was for the Mismanagement meeting. Shame it started at 5:30. Despite that we have a productive meeting. Midway through the meeting we notice the bar is a popular place for a Thursday evening (aside from Ted, the lead Vehicle Service Worker at Metro who has spent every Thursday there for the past 20 years, in his own words). By the end of the meeting the bar is packed. Wow, gonna be worse when Hashers show up. Turns out the Bowling League is having an exciting meeting that rivals a party in a sober living environment. Funny observation was the guy sitting to the side complaining "hurry up so we can drink!" Shortly they got to Bowling and all that were left was the likes of us and a few random others. Those random others were Pixie, Panty Free, Banana, Timmy!!!, PCP, Goat Blower, PABST Lamblowme, My Fn Precious, Serial Boz, LC Norm, Pearl Necklace, Finger Nips, Dr. Nappy, Lil Anal Annie, Butt Balls, Hugh Heifer, Jordass, Capt Jack, CSI, Hairy Potter, PG, CL, Snach.cum, Rod Lover, Just Andrew, Just Dusty (#6), Spooge Bath, Just Heather, Booger Nights, Neighborhood Watch, and of course Ralphy. Tonight our looser hares are Bony and Loose Stool. Quote Bony: This trail is gonna suck! Oh how he was right! As we circle up around the small dance floor of Coaster ButtBalls leads a circle jerk of Hocky-Pocky. Now supposedly there was a trail. My memory is rather thin because I was talking cars the whole time with Just Dusty and Just Andrew. I think we went over beach hill. Then along the levee towards the beach. Crossing heading up towards Broadway with a right again towards Lower Ocean. We crossed Ocean and decided to bushwhack MoFo style through the tall weeds as we had heard that trail may end up in Finger Nips yard. Only we find the Hares moving supplies into that area just below Oceanview Park. After a beer-check that involved Finger Nips committing rodent murder by place kicking a dirty rotten gopher and her dog rubbing nose in the present P.O and thusly swiping everyones exposed calves we head up the hill to Finger Nips House. First to meet with the RA for duties of Beer Fairy is Neighborhood Watch for not knowing how to cheer with a beer in her hand. Unfinished business I mean Just Dusty is up for his naming. Miata Club, Bucket Bitch, He likes cars. He had sex in a DeLorean. Marty McFuck is suggested. Someone comes up with Flaccid Capacitor. Now its a bit chilly so Spooge Bath is called up for having a set of Miata headlight (think Finger Nips in Alaska with a husband beater on). He is given a down-down while Finger Nips continually tried to pull his pants down. Just Heather is next for her 5th Hash naming. She's a hair dresser. Curl Up & Die, Pussy Clipper, Carpet Dyer, I can Fit You In are all names suggested. The pack finally sounds off when Nice & Easy is suggested. The next victim of the RA is Hairy Potter for dreaming of the RA's cock...no actually because we volunteered him to be the hare for Friday's Wharf to Barf activities. While the RA searches for more material Spooge exacts his revenge and nominates the RA for riding his cruiser with a helmet that says Vigor on it. Typically worn by those that ride the Short Bus. PCP is given a down-down for nothing as the RA has nothing. Finally the Hares Bony and Loose Stool. Consensus of the pack: Lack of flour, aiming for hookers and for barely making beer check themselves it is unanimous. Shitty trail. On-Out for now until next week when Vince and Piss lead us on another nightmare from the Asti.  Add as favorites (29) |  Quote this article on your site | Views: 315
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