Pixie, Timmy!!!, Banana, Bony, Serial, PCP, dBased, Hot Wheels, Little Spit, Rod Lover("co-hare"), Finger Nips, LC Norn, Pearl, Puff, Flacid, Jack-Off OtP, Jordass, Hoggy, Deep Chocolate (Sac/East Bay H3), Virgin Heather, Booger, Neighborhood W, Hairy Potter, Virgin Jessie & Ben, BBalls, Suck Cockran, Tater, Three-Times a Lady, My Fn Precious.  

From the Brit, we head down to the Rio Flats hoping we end up at the Bar down there. But Spooge is a runner. Mulling around the parking lot OnOn is found heading to the Rio platform.  Its a dead-end (sans some private property, whatever that is). Means we will have some sand. While passing some Rio rats asked us what we are running for? "Beer [dumbasses]" ButtBalls quips. Reaching the platform, it is true. In a vicious retribution we trudge along the sand to reach the same place that we ended up after SCH3's worst trail in its history. we are serenaded by a bunch of Jr. Dumbasses whacking golf balls off the cliff above us. Heading towards Sumner we past two warnings for the Rum Check we were promised. Course it was behind a tree that we didn't bother checking. On the never-ending runners road Sumner the FRBs find a YBF.  ButtBalls and I say fuck-this we aren’t going all the way back and jump on the tracks to head to the Brit. Turns out it was where trail went, so it was a mis-labeled back-check. We ride the rails into the Aptos Village and into a parking lot. As promised is our New Orleans LA Abita Turbo Dog. After enjoying our beer and comforted in the notion that we can perform religion un-interrupted (again, sans a dog interruption) religion ensues.

First Tater is tapped for BF because we needed a hot BF, the pourer of beer.  

Next up is ButtBalls. He blew his elbow instead of his wrist. It is also his chance to announce Beat Your Meat #9. Side-dish, drinking vessel, & something to grill. This, if you are not familiar is for charity, you can bring cans but don't. Bring money. Money goes a longer way.

Our visitor Deep Chocolate introduces herself and how she got her name. It cane from a question in regards to what she thought was the most erotic food. 

Next person up has been described as our savior, a guardian angel, but what he is tonight is a back-slider. Three Times a Lady. Though he keeps the SCPD off our back he still gets a down-down.

Our three virgins are called upon one-by-one. Virgin Jessie is first. Hairy Potter brought him. He'd not a nurse yet, Finger Nips can train him she says. His come back with a joke.  

Virgin Heather is second. She sings the "Hash-song" that’s not very long. Wonder who taught her that…

Virgin Ben is 3rd. Hairy ass's virgin again. He performs a clever limerick that the RA makes him repeat. 

A 4th virgin who knows Spooge and helped secure our religion spot. He chooses to do a body part, fully mooned style.

Finally the Hares get two down-downs. First Rod is reamed for the awful jazz playing in his truck during the beer check. Spooge is also given one for leaving us to work for FEMA and for the Dykes in NO. Also both are chastised for leading us on a bad re-creation of Chariots of Fire. 

Before we break circle Boogah is doing a MOFO revival. He will fuck us up...but be gentle.

I gotta get to Brady's, I'll proof this for content later 

Ralph

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