Beat Your Meat IX

Seawhore, Jack-off OTP, PCP, Finger Nips, Just Mason, Spouse, Rhoids, Pony Humper, Puff MDQ, My Fn Precious, Three Times a Lady, Annie, ButtBalls, Cum Lord, Pixie, Clit Van Winkle, Just Cheryl, Accuprick, Aunt Cumima, Rod Lover, Douche of Hazard, Goat Blower, Ram Pam, Dr. Nap, Got Wood, Goggler, Little Tee-pee, Hairy potter, Cockiss, Snatch.cum, YPL, Do Me More, Virgin Glenn, LC Norm, Pearl, Hugh Heifer, Capt Jack, dBased, Mrs Groper, Hot Wheels, Seemore Dick, Piss N Booth, Choka Cola, Serial Box, Take It like a Man, Flaccis Capacitor, Virgin David, Butt Barrier, Morning Missile, Hairy Potter, Just David, PG, Cumz out her Nose, One Eye, Mothers Lil Feltcher, Sausage Slam, Boogah Nights, Just Adam, Virgin Susan, Stickless, Shitfaced, Just Heather, Just Matt, Daddy WarBucks, Suck Cockran, Jordass, Nice N Easy, Deep Chocolate, DuHHHH!!!!, Sir Limp-a-lot, Six-of-nine, Annie-loo.

Wow, quite a crowd today. Wonder how many do trail and how many go to the bar? As we empty the keg of Sierra Nevada, time for circle up. As we crowd into Annie's front yard, we do our intros and we are off. Typical of any trail out of Annie's house a false is almost always place right off the beginning. Smart Hashers/Harriets let the brave sort it out, and said group finds it down the driveway/path across from the start. OnOn is then sounded up Sunset. I don't exactly remember the streets we ran but I think we ended up going right onto Mesa and then onto View Point Dr.  and into the trees where the front of the pack finds Beer Near.  A smart move with such a large group to place the BC early before the pack gets stretched out (HINT HINT). Trail then lead into the trees. A few checks and falses later trail ends up at the end of Sunset Dr as we follow the on-out trail back in.   

As everyone gathers for religion, and since he's gotten 2 send-offs already Boogah Nights is chosen for BF. He is told to "take it like a Marine"

First punished is Jack-off for making a comment about Jordass not being old enough (possibly for RA, I don't remember). Then the BF broke the BF wand. 

PCP is next for not being able to spell WindJammer (he spelled it Wind Jaimer).

Third is Virgin Susan who is a guest of Mrs. Groper. She tries to tell a joke and Pixie ruined it.  

Pony Humper is called for best outfit. He claims the shorts are from  a girl he was no doubt fucking and who introduced him to Hashing.

Rhoids of London is next for visiting Surf City 25 times since shes hashed.  

The next Virgin is Dave who was brought by Mrs. Groper. He tries to show his moobs but ends up telling a bad joke.

The Final Virgin is Glenn, thanks to the guilty Pixie. 

Importunely we had to try to name Chris. People recall breaking the bus bench. Bus Fucker, Bender, Krust The Clown but the winner is Broke Bench Mountain.

Speaking of Mrs. Groper she is up for her #69 (finally).  

Lastly the Hares ButtBalls and Cockiss.

Finally its time for animal flesh. The beast hits the fire and we stuff our faces.

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