| Its too Hot to Write A Trash #415 |
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| Written by Ralph U. Crammed-in | ||||
| Thursday, 19 June 2008 | ||||
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You would think after sitting on the couch for nearly 4 vacation days I would have done this sooner but not likely. Sucker list for 415: Banana, Rod Lovr, Hamms Lamblowme, Clit Van Wrinkle, Serial Box, Goat Blower, CSI, Finger Nips, My Lil Bony, Swiss Army Cock, Choka Cola, Norm, Pearl, Dr. Nappy, Puff MDQ, Flaccid, Take It, PCP, Snatch.cum, Tater, Daddy WB, Dog Breath, Cervix Denied, Hugh Heif, Capt Jack, Pussy Galore, Just Sheila, Aunt Cumima, Broke Back Bench, Just Heather, Tounge Job, Virgin Jeremy. Well, I have to say that I am glad that my critical trash was taken personally by Hairy Potter and Rod Lover. Trail was marked very well. Not that I doubted Hairy's trail setting skills, I just want it pointed out that #415 should be noted by future Hares as an exemplarly MARKED* trail. As we leave the Aloha Grill we empty many bodies that crowded a room whose occupancy exceeded our numbers and annoyed the legitimate diners and follow the direction our hares so obviously left in. Following a few twists and turns up private roads past subdivisions and Alice Street, through Del Mar School and back to that streets that’s in front of Shoreline Elementary. Whew bad English. Do I care? No. I'm on vacation as is my brain, I've sworn off driving for a week. Anyhow, up 17th and into Simpkins Swim Center parking lot. I thought it might go the way of the Lamp Shade Run last year. WRONG. On Left in Schwann Lake area to the first beer check. And the PHUN starts. Leaving the BC of Heinekin Mini-Keg and Jaegermister tr&l turns left through a swampy area. Pausing to sigh I hear the familiar snap and immediate pain of a insect sting. I was not the first. My accidental bringing of work shoes results the aftermath of the FRBs stirring up of a yellow jacket nest. After surviving the sting we leave the area behind those condos behind 14th Ave. down Portola down the lower avenues to Sunny Cove Beach. Chosen location of religion and the Beer Wagon but no Finger Nips. See our BM got nailed with a few others by the yellow jackets. One even needed to go home (we hope she is ok). dBased left to [successfully] retrieve our BM. Religion ensues. TBO is named BF. Vince and Flaccid are next because 1) Flaccid has his necklace backward and 2) Vince couldn't figure out Flaccid's name because his half-mind didn't realize it was BACKWARDS. Hugh and her orphan are next. While we were waiting to get into the Beer Wagon Auntie Cumima stole Virgin Jeremy's scooter. While others told him he's foolish to lend items to Hashers he informed us "I'm not stoopid, I have a high IQ". Yeah higher than his moms, but which is why she's up for maternal abuse. Broke Back and his other half are brought up for another crime. Something to do with shaving. More importantly Cumima went looking for trail in a spot famous for skinny-dipping thinking Finger might be there. Unfortunately for her Dog Breath followed hoping she was going to skinny dip. Finally the Hares are called up. Opinion of the pack? Well marked with nothing to drink in the end. Lastly somehow Finger called Puff the smartest man on earth which deserves a down-down for someone thats overr 400 Hashes with SCH3. On out to Pioneer St.  Add as favorites (24) |  Quote this article on your site | Views: 290
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