Santa Cruz Hash House Harriers - Hash #418: Wharf to Trestle

Hash #418: Wharf to Trestle

Written by Hairy Potter

Tuesday, 08 July 2008

As hashers start arriving at Rivas, I realize that although the hares warned them we were coming,(they had free fries for the hashers)they had no idea that we would disturb their business. Clogging the door way, the sidewalk in front, the only aisle to the tables...they were glad to see us..leave! So many hashers showed up one of hares said, "There might not be enough beers for everyone at beer check." Looks like I might run this one then.

The pack for this July third: Banana Basher, Serial Box, Finger Nips, Vince Lamblowme, Hogazm, TIMMY!, Flaccid Capacitor, DuuHHH, dBASED, Clit Van Winkle, Pearl Necklace, Last call Norm, My Lil' Bony, Rod Lover, Take It Like a Man, Piss 'n Booths, Foot Loose & Panty Free, Broken Shaft, Bad Yeast Rising, Pixilated Obsenity, Auntie Cumyma, Jizz Bollah, Dr. Nappy Headed 'Ho, Just Stefan (2nd hash), Captain Jack Swallows, Puff the Magic Drag Queen (who took these notes), Hairy Potter (who is playin' scribe tonight), Broke Bench Mountian, Jordass (for men), Hugh Heifer and Cumz Out My Nose brought minors, Just Jeremy and Just Jacob.We had two virgins today, Virgin Cali from Colorado, and Virgin Nick, who was dragged there by one of our visitors today from Portland H3, Pussy So Sore. The other visitors were Vintage Beaver and Cork Sucker from San Diego, Crusty and Non-Skidski Butt Plug from jHavelina H3, Tucson, and Vice Grips from Hawaii. Thanks for joining us this evening, your hares will be Cum Lord and Goat Blower.

There was no need to lay flour on the wharf, on-left out of Rivas then. At the end of the wharf the hares decided to go up to the cliffs, good choice. We live here, why not enjoy it. Two blocks later we were enjoying neighborhoods on the west side. As we cum upon a check the visitor from Portland, Pussy so Sore, asks if that is a boob check. Portland you say... The pack finds trail straight through the intersection. After a few blocks we wonder where the flour went. Searching for the last has we see a wet spot on the ground. Either there was a small rain cloud the came and washed away that one spot, or some person (non-hasher) saw the hares putting some witch curse, voodoo symbol on the road in front of their house and washed it away. It could have been a check, a back check, or a clever plot to get the pack lost. Some of us made our way back towards the cliffs trying to find trail, I look up and realize I am following a virgin and a visitor, but they seem like they are going the right way...and soon…on~on in the direction of West cliff. It then looped around past the lighthouse field, around lighthouse field, to...beer check at the lighthouse field. The DFLs didn't have to take the scenic tour if the saw us at beer check from the cliffs. Trail was about 2.5 miles. The walk to religion was three-quarters of a mile (it's longer if I spell it out.)

Religion was under the bridge, by the skate park, three blocks from the police station. So this could be short. Unload the alter and mass amounts of beloved beer, and we are on our way. Beer Fairy awarded to Goat blower, although the down-down drink was Smirnoff ice. First up, our visitors from San Diego, Cork Smeller and Vintage Beaver. They were joined by Beaver's son, Flaccid Capacitor, and to make it a family affair Takes It Like a Man meets with the RA (Jordass). They get a song and a down-down.

Next up was visitor Pussy So Sore and her virgin Nick, who told a bad joke and was given a book by our RA, The Wisdom Of Whores.Then Virgin Cali was called up and told a joke as well. No parting gift from the RA though. More visitors receive the blessing from Smirnoff fairy and RA. Non-Skidski Butt Plugg & Crusty from jHavelinaH3 Tucson get a song and a drink. Butt plug drank his own beer, but Crusty reached over and drank his down-down, true hasher.

Jordass calls religion to a close as her is losing his voice. Just in time as the cops roll up along the bike path in their cruiser. We were already cleaning up by that point. On on on at Tampico (unless you went elsewhere) for Margaritas.

Next week is a dBASED trail. It looks like he is the hare on his birthday. May the hash get a piece!