Today we are meeting at a spot that was supposed to be on the frindge of civilization according to Puff. No cell service, no services, nothing. Actually we are near the top of the Chaminade property near a kids park on the edge of a neighborhood. Banana had brought a 12-pack of Heinie cans so when I arrived those that showed up early were quicking finishing with no beerwagon in sight. Though it was know that the wagon was going to be a little delayed.  

After bouncing around a few groups and conversations the Hares are finally told to leave. We circle up and depart on trail. Its so much easier to describe trail when it twists and turns around town, but when we are on trails without name its a little more difficult, but here goes nothing. After the initial on right we come upon a check. I think by the time I got there a false was dicovered. Trail took another right and followed a long loop to another check (I think). One way or another a back-check when, under a high-voltage power pole I thought I spotted a trail-marker. As I run to it, I realize its just a utility marker, but I also stumble on trail. Trail that goes down a steep weed-covered hill. At the bottom is an errostion remediation project that probably doesn't need the punishment of our feet. Through a wire fence the pack ends up on a proper trail that goes up a hill through some nice shady redwoods, eventually dumping onto beer-check right in the middle of a redwood cathedral. The irony of the whole thing is that it is in full view of the steep hill that we decended earlier.

Eventually I grew bored and wondered where the on in is. Puff goes "up there" and points to a steep hill behind us. A hill that was also covered with baby P.O plants which one risked touching when an acending one slipped on the loose slope.

Back at the start I see Bony sitting on a bench looking rather worked-over. He told me of his adventures of falling over more than once and one experience with the ground resulting in a log-roll. Don't know how Banana got him home, but Banana has photograhic evidence! 

Over a small hill we start religion.

Beer Fairy is Hogazm for being an attention whore. 

First up is Dog Breath for his last haring 3 weeks ago. ButtBalls points out all his other haring with both us and MBH3 he is 0-10. For his 4hr Hash he tries to implicate Precious as well, but the RA wasn't fooled. RA prepared a song for Dog Breath.

Goat Blower is next up for being the Local Green Party Candidate. This night should from now on be National Goat Blower Night.  

Next are our Virgin/Visitors. First is Virgin Diane, Seawhore's sister. She chooses to recite a joke...a joke we don't get. I was told to figure out what a Mulignon Parmegan is.

Virgin Mike next. Joke, Song, Body Part? He tries to show a moob, when Finger Nips goes her usual attempt at shorts removal. 

Next is VFW's sister Veronica. VFW came up instead to stand in. He opts to sing La Bamba.

Just Dan who has something around 5 hashes spread over 2.5 years. So he stands in for his attempted naming. Little is known about Just Dan but since his sister is Sausage Slam, the name Saving Private Sausage sticks. He mutters to me afterwards how stupid he thinks his name is, but hey, thats the Hash for you. 

Headfirst is the next visitor up. Her name comes from her hobby of SCUBA diving.

Next is MasterBlaster. It is noted that he gets his socks from Puff. He got his name from an experience at work. He was walking down a hall at work and thought he would do his coworkers a favor by expelling a shot of ass-wind into a room instead of a busy hall. Too bad he didn't look in the room as a co-worker and customer were in there. Smooth move. Slick as a brick. 

RA next tries to nominate Cumz Out Her Nose and Goat Blower. Instead Hoggy calls up Banana for trying to murder a very drunk Bony with alcohol. The RA succeeds in calling up Just Ben for wearing Birkenstocks on trail.

Finally the Hares. To quote Snatch.cum  "Most slip-sliding fun I've had in a while".

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