Its 4:48pm and I hope to get this done by 6pm minimum BS.

Pearl, Norm, Konichi Twat, Squats in a Bush, New Kids, Finger Nips, Broken Shaft, Cumz Out Her Nose, Winds of Anus, Broke Bench, Take It Like a Man, Bad Yeast, Puff MDQ, Vince Lamblowme, Pixie, Banana, Knees Lies and Videotape, Choka Cola, Cumlord, Pussy Galore, Piss N Booth, VFW, Golden Showers, Just Mike, Flaccid, My Lil Bony, Hairy Potter, Dr. Nappy, Goat Blower, Two Holes, Glad He Ate Her, Virgin Anna, dBased, Sausage Slam, Mother Lil Feltcher, Snatch.cum, CSI, Jiz Bollah, Auntie Cumima, Fondling Father, Hangs Loose, Jack-Off OTP, I'm a Little SLO, Rod Lovr, Virgin Jeff, Dog Breath.  

Trail: How did trail go? Oh yeah, out to Graham Hill, the pack of idiots streams up the railroad tracks, and I think the FRBs found a backcheck with true-trail going uphill to Conference Dr. Down the hill with a check at Graham Hill. Across the street and through the neighborhood. Eventually on-left down Hwy 9. Everyone gets lost on a false at the Felton Cal-Fire station. Trail picked up again on Plateau I think. There must have been a check somewhere because a YBF was found up Orchard Rd. soon enough the DFLs sniff out trail to Redwood Dr and into Henry Cowell Park. Someone didn't tell the hares that dBased got MBH3 banned from there. We pound the trails until we discover the reason Timmy!!!!'s car was parked near the entrance to Lumbermans.

Religion: Beer Fairy is the wonderful Pixie for providing Jordass with a hill-billy belt (bungee cord).  

First up is Snatch.cum for her Fig Leaf she found on trail. The pack wants to see her tits but her bra is her wallet she tells us.

Suddenly Knees Lies and Videotape shows up Hashit donned. He somehow got lost on trail.  

Next are out TexASS visitors (I liked them though) Two Holes and Glad He Ate Her. Also visiting is Fondling Father who started his Hash in Flastaff AZ.

Bony and Rod then saunter in. Obvious sign of sex on trail.  

It being Dr. Nappy's 50th and the sight of her horrific crash she visits the alter.

Virgin Anna come next and shows us a real tattoo that involves a little bit of pants dropping.  

Virgin Jeff is next and skips to the body part but can't find it.

While this is going on Banana rolls in on a bike that he stumbled upon in a creek.  

Hangs Loose visits the alter as a visitor from Sac-ra-tomato.

Backslider New Kids is called up for fucking dogs in his absence. 

Finally the Hares.

Friday: Last Call Norm has the attendance, so I will get that later.  

There were three trails but took the walking trail. This allowed a little more notation of gossip.

Deep Chocolate was overheard in conversation to No Fucking Name Kim "I can blow you long time". The response was "Yeah, suck start a puppy". I don't recall correctly but Deep indignantly responded "I can suck all night!!". 

Jack-off wondered where Hoggy was. Must have wanted to see her tits.

Oh yeah, trail went to Encinal, left on DuBois, and right into the Santa Cruz Ale Works Tasting Room. While the impossible owner poured beer after beer for the crowd he was warned about I heard him whining "I got $50 for 50 beers". Too bad he didn't notice the tip jar that Hashers incordiously stuffed. Too bad Banana & Hairy gave him $170 for all the beer there and at the 2nd Beer-Check.  

On our way back to religion Spouse liberated the sign that said BEER -->

Hopefully it will be returned otherwise we won't be going there again.

Religion: Beer Fairy goes to Spouse for liberating the sign.  

First victims are Bony and Chocka. Bony bet Choka $20 she can't make it into bed tonight without kissing someone. 

Next is Finger Nips for sharing that her "fucking pussy hair" is the same as her drapes.

GAS, BJ, and Rhoids were up for some reason, something about Spouse going black (Mr BJ) and never went back. 

Accu and neighbor came up next. I hate reading drunken notes.  My own notes: "No zicky-zacky for not knowing how to maturbate with clam chowder".

Oh Shit is next for breaking two classes. 

Snatch is called up for her lack of a titty check from last night.

I don't have her name handy but she has attended many hashes without being named. It is observed he has wonderful tits. "Have Tits Will Travel" (she is visiting). Tabled until someone suggests "Nipple Me Elmo". It sticks.  

Either I'm missing more notes or the Hares were then ridiculed for the quality beer at the beer-check.

I'd write about the next two days, but I have no notes and I was really drunk...See everyone in 3 minutes.

 

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