Goat Blower, LC Norm, Pearl Necklace, Daddy W B, Banana, Golden Showers, Vince, Jordass, Hugh, Capt Jack, Hairy Potter, Serial Box, Just Mike, Dr. Nappy, Timmy!!, Loose Stool, Just Geoffrey, Finger Nips, Suck Cockran, Puff MDQ, Piss N Booth, Dog Breath, Winds of Your Anus, Edgars’ GF, Rod Lovr, Cervix Denied, dBased, Broken Shaft, Cum Lord, Snatch.cum, Hot Wheels, Hoggy, Virgin Diane, Broke Bench Mountain, Cumz Out Her Nose.

At the Crepe Price, as usual.  We have the place packed as usual.  I meet someone that worked with our beloved Possum Pussy and we share memories.  

Banana and Cumz leave on trail.  The beer continues to flow.  We circle, trail is on East on Soquel.  Trail turns right on Seabright with a quick right towards my house on Gault.  I later found a false in front of my house which probably didn’t many people and trail turned up Morrissey to Soquel again.  The hares jumped Soquel and ran down San Juan and took the FRBs through a Banana-style tour of the alley-ways of Midtown Santa Cruz.  Officially I hear trail took a trip across Morrissey and did the rounds up and down Melrose and Stanford St to Water St.  Catching up with the front of the pack everyone streams down Benito and we all think “007”.  Nope past it into the soon to be Whole Foods.  Along the way a couple of “girls” glommed onto the pack.  What were their ages? “That’s what happens when trail goes by a Jr. High” quotes Broken Shaft. Once the Beer runs dry the interlopers disappear and we avoid a nasty ticked from SCPD.

Religion starts in the Harley lot.  The RA nominates Hairy Potter for the BF job. The RA has no creativity and HP was wearing the crown like Gandhi was wearing it. 

First is a special occasion.  Its Goat Blowers 50^th again.  See the RA was smoking some good shit on the 420^th Hash and the RA called her up for her 50^th when it was really her 52^nd or something. 

Second is Daddy WB for backsliding.  Where was he? Cheating old ladies of money at a bridge tournament in Las Vegas.  He came back poor but at least not married. 

Virgin Diane is called next.  To reassure her and encourage the body-part dBased says “We’ll blindfold the children”.  She chooses to sing a Devil Makes Three song.  RA sings “She’s got the world in her chest”.  Then she shows them.

Fourth visitor of the night to the alter is Snatch.cum.  I have it down that she was honked at for flipping off a Miata in a crosswalk while on trail.  She must have thought it was Puff. 

Speaking off Puff, he is called up for the biggest crime on trail.  The young girls I mentioned? They popped up on trail in one of the many alleys due to Puff.  “Problem with girls that age, you have to teach them everything” says the RA and hands Puff a potty seat. 

Loose Stool is called up for allowing Nadia to swallow a basketball.  Actually when questioned why he was given liberty to hash tonight he gives us some cock-and-bull story about doing what he wants, but really as the RA puts it, “No, [yer] here on yer way out of town”. 

Finally the Hares…

On Out to #424

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