We are in Snatch.cum’s backyard. Our resident cop is present. What could go wrong?
PCP, Choka-Cola, Finger Nips, Vince Lamblowme, Timmy!!!, Banana, CSI, LC Norm, Pearl, Capt Jack, Dr Nappy, Hugh Heiger, Swiss Army Cock, Puff MDQ, Cum Lord, Jordass, 3-Times A Lady, My Fn Precious, Dog Breath, dBased, New Kids, Accu, Auntie Cumyma, Tiny Whiney Bitch, Just Diane, Broke Bench, Bad Yeast, Cumz Out Her Nose, Broken Shaft.
I hear Vince telling someone, let's say our Hares, "I'm going to give you a tongue-bath later"
Finger Nips has tie-dyed shirts and Choka demands the one that has the lips from the RollingStones.
Trail went from Laurel towards the High School, but the FRBs found a back-check before the hill. Trail was found through Neary Lagoon. Official trail took off up West Cliff and a Turkey Eagle split with the Turkey going up Gharkey St. I would guess the Eagle continued up West Cliff to Columbia but I'm not sure. Anyhow a right on Laguna and a quick left on Bay. The Hare-Pair then took us past California with a right on Seaside left on Van Ness, right on Mission, another right on Laurent, finally getting to California and Hairy's pad for the Beer Check.
Back at Snatch's house we circle under a small flood light the RA elects to be his own BF and calls Broke Bench up for his attempt to sing a new song that turns out to be really bizarre. Next is 3-times A Lady. The last cop to show up at Hairy's house took his clothes off. But that night 3-times was elsewhere. Following her husband was MyFn Precious as she is being sent away to eavesdrop but was not at liberty to say on who [Puff]. Timmy!!! is called to the alter for his broken wing. He was back in school one day before his students broke his arm...or something like that. Bad Yeast is summoned for something and I don’t recall what.Tired of me saying this? Get Puff to scribe again.Vince is next for his strange quote. Capt Jack is called upon for his #25. The RA asks who has gotten hash from Capt Jack. Did I mention the RA has a new vessle? He calls I'd Big Momma and Auntie Cumyma can drink more than Capt Jack for her #25. Big Momma is large enough for Auntie to sit in. Finger Nips takes Goat Blowers #50 for her long incoherent story. Broken Shaft And Cumz are called out for a sex on trail crime. Religion is interrupted by a case of alcohol abuse by Dr Nappy. She got so excited that she threw beer on PCP. Finally the Hares. The RA has a special Martini shaker with a battery that makes down-down beer foam. It's like Snatch's other friend...battery operated friends.
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