Salutations to all you boozers n' losers.

Well, last night we survived yet another piss poor SCH3 trail. This slow march through hell was brought to you by the letter A....oops, I mean Pussy Galore and Cum Lord. Man, you would think that since it was his birthday, they could have done a good trail right?

O.K., O.K. I'm done being a little bitch (for now). Trail offered up hills to climb (and bitch about), straight stretches of leisurely cruising, an Eagle trial for those feeling adventurous and a Turkey trail for 99% of us lazy wankers.

Religion opened with Just Nicole tackling Virgin Derek (or was she just trying to do him.....hmmm) for the Bunny. Unfortunately, the bunny was decapitated in the brawl when FingerNips joined the tackle......or does that now make it a three-way?!? Did Nips stop there? Hell no!! In true to her tradition, she tried to pants Virgin Derek (man, this guy took a beating). He wasn't having any of it, as he desperately clutched to his shorts, he and Nips fell to the ground in yet another mock battle / dry hump.

The Virgins were called up and much to all the ladies (and Tiny Whinny's) chagrin, Virgin Derek opted to tell a joke. He did make up for it by ditching his racist shirt though. It was an odd sight, a hasher with a six pack chest instead of a keg belly.

We did having two namings....well almost two. Just Steve is hence forth known as Crotch Enemy since his resolution to a full bowl is to find a bathroom as where our own Squats in a Bush would rather drop trow and let the "chips" fall where they may.

Just Nicole was about to be named when we tabled it due to an unprecedented amount of ideas. I guess little Miss Sexy Shoulders will just have to wait.

Our own Dog Breath, Duhhh and Manstration Cycle got their Down-Downs for the crime of Auto-Hashing...for-shame you lazy bastards! So, for all of you who thought trail was so great you had to read about it, hope ya' liked this waist of ten minutes.

On anther note, starting this Friday Warf to Barf kicks off!!! This weekend promises to be a freak'n blast with four days of drunken debauchery. Friday we will have a Hippie Trail, followed by a groovy time at dinner at Bocci Cellars. Saturday will be the day to be there!!! We will have a Disco Hash & a picnic. We have our own private picnic grounds and a kick ass lunch catered by Armadillo Willie's!! We will have the all too fun Hash Fact or Crap, Religion and a Pub Crawl!! R*nning the Wharf-to-Wharf?  Start out with Last Call Norm and Pearl Necklace serving Bloody Mary's at their casa.  Feeling that special tired, sore stomach, irritation to sunlight and dislike for bright light? If so a chill-out morning at Nips' home sipping Bloody Marys, nursing hangovers and snarfing down BLTs should get you in the mood for...a hangover hash. Check the Web Site or the Flyer for more info. Don't miss out on this annual legend people!!

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