How do I talk shit about our GM and try to get away with it? One easy way is to not post the trash (including last weeks that I forgot to post, sorry) until just before trail. Then again I’ll get nailed for forgetting last weeks. Eh, whatever.
Cumz Out Her Nose, Timmy!!!, Just Geoff, Goat Blower, Banana, Pixie, Puff MDQ, Just Diane, Jordass, Bony, Little Kahuna (Madison, WI), PG, CL, Broke Bench, Snatch.cum, Choka Cola, Rod Lover, dBased, Hot Wheels, Just Mike, Hoggy, Hugh Heifer, Capt Jack, New Kids, Virgin Anne.
Well on trail. After giving my best Norm impression as stand-in GM we follow Norms driveway down to Soquel. As the pack bombs across Soquel in front of stunned cars trail leads down May Ave and along b40 creek. Finding Ocean the pack is lost for a bit of time. Eventually trail is found down Ocean towards, yes, the Ocean. Upon reaching Broadway trail is sniffed out up the hill. An immediate Hare-Arrow taking us left on Oceanview. In reality it was just a circle-jerk and I think we turn right down b40.
Oh and I should report that dBased was telling me about his short-cutting efforts involved blowing through the Hare-Arrow while PG berated him for not following trail. Whatever, hash drama.
Anyhow, a check at Cayuga and knowing how rare we end up at Bananas made me guess trail went the opposite way on Cayuga towards Soquel again. I was right, oh we must be going to 007 right? Nope, across Soquel and into the public parking lot. A quick exit onto Benito to find Pearl peaking out from behind a wall where we find the beer.
Religion starts back at Norm & Pearls. dBased is nominated for Beer-Fairy for all his effective trails.
First called up to the extra-high alter atop the porch is New Kids for being an FRB. He was such an FRB that he made it through trail, to beer-check, and back to Norms without anyone seeing him. Actually he stayed and drank out of the keg of Porter that came out of the back of Broke Bench’s van.
Little Kahuna is called up as the visitor. He’s from the little suburb of Chicago known as Wisconsin. I believe his name came from being part of the group of obsessed individuals who look at more weather displays and wind predictions than NASA scientists trying to predict wind waves on Lake Michigan large enough to ride.
Capt Jack is next for doing something special. He bought his dog a flower on trail. Guess he likes his dog better than the real thing.
Snatch.cum is next for doing something horribly obvious, asking the RA how not to get called up by the RA. It is also reported that she wore the same jacket that she wore at W2B that someone had scrawled “Lick Me” written on the back. 3 days straight this occurred.
Hugh Heifer is up next. She quit showing the pack her tits when she started bringing Edgar’s Girlfriend and now that he didn’t come tonight, this is her opportunity. Capt Jack then threatened not to sleep with her tonight if she flashed, thus switching his allegiance back to his dog. Sadly she didn’t flash.
Virgin Anne is next. She tells a joke. The RA tries to figure out her accent. She’s Irish that grew up in Dallas and more recently lived in Buffalo.
Finally the Hares. Banana quotes Rod Lover on trail as saying “I can’t believe they’re using my house!!!”
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