This hash was up North in the beautiful but shit ass cold mountains of Boulder Creek. Joe’s bar is a fixture of this community. “If you haven’t been to Joe’s, you haven’t been to Boulder Creek!” Hashing up here is when we see the local SCH3 hasher’s, backslider’s they were: Pussy Galore, Goldicock’s, Duuuh, Broken shaft, Broke bench and Comes out my nose, even Just Linda decided to return hash #2 (she lives close too). This was a birthday hash for Hairy fuck 2.5, whom hared this shitty run with Pussy Galore. We had a GREAT turnout 22 of us. Heck we even had two visitor’s, Just Felipe from Portland (3rd hash ever anywhere), and his side kick Virgin Court, from NYC but they we’rent noticed until religion or was it beer check? We ran circles around Hwy 9 and 236. ‘Where the cow roam’ was a killer hot buttered run check-TIMMY! was heard yelping “Warm’s your cockles!” . Then with a BN signage! we stopped at Broken shaft & Comes out my nose’s abode on Francis Dr. for some cold brews. This is where we realized that the trail had turned to the Dog’s! Shit everyone whom lives in the mountains has a dog! The pack then scampered toward’s Duuuh’s house on Davidson way for religion. RA Broken shaft let on the charm, down down’s for just about anything he could think of! Backslider’s, crimes on trail, heck even Princess Di-arrhea got down down for beastiality hat (no dog) Hot wheels was scared of the foot bridge we crossed, Wicked retahted was hear yelling “I’ll RACE just Linda!”. Virgin Court gave a lame ass Blonde joke we all knew already. The fucking DFL’s Too drunk to fuck and Just shut up and run bitch! made last call at religion! dBASED whom made a comment his shoes are always untied, in which Wicked Retahted replied (in his usual wicked retahted manner) “My brains are always untied!”. And the hares!
Oh and Six O’ nine was not there!…..and so it was, The last hash of 2011! I hope you enjoyed it!
On…On…On.. into 2012 !!!
Occasional Rapist!