Hash # 618 Valentine’s Day Hash 2/9/12
Lovebirds Choka Cola and Hairy Potter summoned the pack to Arana Gulch for the start of this week’s hash. After some lame directions, the hares were off. The pack was soon to follow, and headed down Agnes St, followed the trail through an alley and found themselves on Soquel Ave. We solved the check and headed towards Capitola Rd. The trail went left, up a hill to what looked like a dead end. We found flour on the sidewalk and followed trail down a path behind the houses and to a Bum Wine check. The chocolate flavored wine looked pretty gross in the bottle, but was actually quite delightful. Tasted like Baileys. The trail lead past Holy Cross Cemetery and back out to Soquel. We crossed Soquel and headed up the hill on La Fonda, past Harbor High School. We followed a path through the grounds of another school and found ourselves on Roxas. From there, we wandered through neighborhood streets until we found beer check at a house on Alamena St. The house belonged to friends of the hares. We were served yummy chocolate Valentine cupcakes and candy. Then things got a little foggy for some of the pack. And I thought everyone was going in the house to use the bathroom. We all stumbled back to Arana Gulch for religion. Accuprick serves as RA. SpongeBath NoPants was appointed his lovely beer fairy. Broke Bench Mountain was called up for something he said. He seems to have an affinity for the song, My Girlfriend is a Vegetable. dBASED and SpongeBath NoPants were reprimanded for an encounter they had with a cat on trail. dBASED did his third down down of the night for calling Choka Cola Korean. For Valentine’s Day, the couples were called up. Choka Cola and Hairy Potter, dBASED and Occasional rapist, and Puff the Magic Drag Queen went up with Banana Basher. Funny how all the married people left their spouses at home! And last but not least, the hares………
On another note, Surf City had a grand showing at the Monterey Can’d Hash 2nd Anal Red Dress Run this past Saturday 2/11/12. In attendance were: dBASED, Occasional Rapist, Wicked Retahted, Hugh Heifer, Deep Stroke, Just Kim, Just Rosie, Thmp -Thmp, Princess Diarrhea, Cuff my Muff, Zipper Lips, Swiss Army Cock, and yours truly. There were 4 beer checks at local bars and the trail ended up at the Mucky Duck. A great time was had by all. Some single hashers found some new friends. Hugh wasn’t one of them (again).
See the link below for my photos
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76500969@N02/sets/72157629293539579/
P.S. Our St. Patrick’s Day Green Dress Run will be 3/15/12. All you wankers better start dress shopping!
On On,
Shallow Hole