Foot Loose and Panty Free celebrated her half century year anniversary with us by haring this hidious hash. http://www.flickr.com/photos/puffmdq/6905285377/in/set-72157629391044959. Parish Publick House was the start pub, and soon we would be introduced to Panty Free’s childhood-hood, where she grew up hitting the streets on her cycle. We had a visitor hasher named Fa-gina, whom hailed from the SLuT H3. She likes us so much she wants to live here and become a SCH3 regular. This trail was interesting from the start. Panty had a sexy trail using pink colored flour in perfectly shaped circles. For the hares whom actually followed trail, we we’re awarded an excellent beer check at Westcliff and David, what a great view. We even got fed Kosher sliced dill pickles as a snack. We tried to await the rest of the pack but finally realized our usual FRB’s likely missed trail all together and moved ahead. Beer check number 2 was at the SC Mountain Brewery, where we found our missing pack member’s; dBASED, Hot Wheels, Banana, Wicked R. to name a few. Full trail was ~ 4.5 miles see mymap here=http://www.mapmyrun.com/routes/view/69536128. Religion moved onto the parking lot behind Safeway on Mission. RA: Accuprick, Beer Fairy: Banana Basher. Down down’s we’re given out to the lame pack member’s whom didn’t show up to first BC. Tiny Whiney and Hairy Potter got down down for getting laid before the hash. Accuprick was rewarded with his “69th” hash. On this night our newest member Just Kim was baptized “Twat did you say?”, she teaches deaf and dumb children. Little Boney showed up in cowboy boots during 2nd beer check, down down for looking too western at a hash. Finally the hare, whom decided to spend her actual birthday with us her hash family! We are blessed or cursed?
Next week we shall see,
On On …and On…..
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