Start was at Aloha Island Grill- a nice establishment, I tried the Koko porter beer, and yes it had coconut flavor-I was instantly feeling aloha- ish (except I was wearing a rain jacket hoodie and long running pants with shiggy socks).  We had a new but older Hasher named Golden Shower’s show up, he’s a military man, and boy it showed.  Just Shane was on his 5th hash this time, so many of us we’re trying to gather info. on him.  As best as my half-mind can remember last week’s trail was cold, marginal, and in some places darn right confusing! But the shiggy was fun, if you didn’t catch any poison oak along the way. Princess (Di) arrhea and Thmp Thmp gave us an interesting ride around East cliff/Portola/Sunny Cove, Twin Lakes Beach/Schwan Lagoon Trails behind Simpkins pool, and many condo/apartments and their yards, and lucky for us (or not) the rain gods we’re on our side during this run, but the wind gods hated us! Religion was the quickest I’ve ever attended! Beer check rocked with homemade chocolate chip cookies. What else is there to say? Trail was ~ 3 miles or so (click here for trail map of both Occasional Rapist=true trail, or dBASED=not so true trail) depending on who got lost and who didn’t follow flour (and you all know who you are).  We we’re too cold to name Just Shane this time, and he was lucky we didn’t just name him, “it’s fuckin cold”. I rate this hash 5 beer’s! On On into this weeks hash with Puff TMDQ and TIMMY!

Good night

Occasional Rapist