It all began, on the bend in Ben Lomond. Henfling’s, what a place. This was Hugh Heifer’s hangover birthday hash. She looked well relaxed having had the day off. On this night there was a small pack. dBASED, myself, TIMMY!, Puff TMDG, Deep Stroke, Thmp-Thmp. Princess Di-arreah.  Dr. Nappy Headed ho and Cumz out my nose of course stayed at camp. This was a short and sweaty trail, I say sweaty because the course was almost all up hill, all 1 mile of it!. dBASED was slow, he’s been down with kidney stones or something, running is slightly difficult for him (or anything else for that matter), and for the first time in my hashing dayz, he was DFL! He even got a ride back to religion. That is a first. Ok trail was actually kind of nice. The weather was very warm and pleasant. The houses we’re nice to look at. We even saw a couple of  female fawn boxer’s on trail, Nipple butt was hoping to get some action, but these girls wouldn’t have it! Beer check was just off Glen Arbor, in the back of Hugh’s truck. We all deserved this cold one! Then we headed down hill and down around the bend over the bridge to Hugh’s pad for more cold beers, yummy psychedelic chocolate cake made by HH daughter, black cherry and creamed jello shots, cheese and cracker’s! What a feast. Down down’s we’re given to Hairy fuck 2.5 and Cumm Lord for showing up and not hashing. Myself and dBASED got down down for GPS tech. fuck up for having different mileage to report, (of course mine was correct 1.14 miles to be exact). There was a horse on trail and dBASED and Princess Di-arreha got a down down for horse mischief, or something to that effect.  RA was Deep Stroke and her beer fairy was Thmp-Thmp, they did a fine job, and then the hare…. Happy belated birthday HH! Thanks for the hot and sweaty trail!

On and on we go…….

Occasional Rapist:)