Tales from the hash 651 trail. The mere name of dBASED laying trail will scare off many, but for a few, this was not true. The start was Lodato park, a very unfamiliar trail head located in the old Boreland (now the SC sentinel) property on the frontage road b/t Granit/Mt. Hermon exits. The pack waited likely what appeared to be longer than 15 minutes after dBASED left, partly because the late comers (myself and Dogbreathe) wanted to drink a beer (or two). We then all headed straight up the hill following a poorly marked trail, this already looked like hell,  as I hate hills. My only solace was that of being under the redwood trees, and having a cold beer in hand. Hashshitvest went to Dogbreathe, I don’t need to tell why do I? This trail sucked from thr get-go, I let the FRB’s figure out the checks, Dogbreathe ran to 2 falses, and still managed to catch the hare! This trail became one fucked up loop. There was a newer geocache up on the ridge I had to get, so I stayed behind knowing I had the safety of my headlamp, as darkness grew near and the pack was gone. Trail was relatively short at 2.2 miles but the downhill and sudden  loss of light was what slowed us down, well me anyway. I was deep in the forest with blackness covering me, seeing Nipple butts glowing eyes in the distance when he backed tracked to make sure I was ok was the only light out. dBASED failed to have beer check on the ‘mountain’ instead making us go thru hell and back to enjoy a cold one.  Finally the back parking lot came into view, thanks to backtrackers Broke bench and Dogbreathe’s final decent company. Beer check was on a bridge to nowhere. Religion was back at the start. RA=Accuprick, can’t recall beer fairy? Down down’s 1.)=Broke Bench for questioning RA, 2.)= Dogbreathe for being Dogbreathe oh and wearing hashshitvest, 3.) Thmp-Thmp for lost harriettes, 4.)=blood on trail Accuprick, 5.)=Thmp-Thmp again for his 50th Hash run patch! and to his ‘virgins’ never sticking to hashing, 6.) dBASED for laying (t)his shittiest trail ever, he layed like 5 flour marks then a false and or a YBF, I didn’t fall for it, 7.)=Dogbreathe and Deep stroke for catching the hare, they stated ‘ we ran into this old lady and then suddenly realized it was dBASED, LOL! and the hare again….

Ok see you wanker’s at next hash!

Occasional Rapist