It was almost the perfect night in Boulder Creek, with almost a full moon, we found ourselves at the lovely Boulder Creek Brewery. It was the un-usual pack, with Just Jeff, and Just Ted and backslider Slonad, Cum Lord, and Get up and run bitch, and Goat Blower thrown into the mix. When I arrived the hare pair Pussy Galore and Too drink to fuck we’re already setting trail. We downed our beers quickly and did circle up, Slonad got to wear the hashshit vest. This trail was a long ass circle jerk, we ran by the Junction park by the river, crossed Hwy 9 and ran up the hill, ran down a few blocks until a dirt path which connected back to Hwy 9, down Hwy 9. I guess we ran too slow as we already saw the pack back over on the otherside of hwy 9 so we ditched trail and crossed back over Hwy 9. We did pass a lovely church with beautiful stain glass windows, and before we knew it we bumped into the pack sitting on their arses sucking up beer! This was at BC elementery my dear, just below the cemetary-am I missing something here? Ok RA was Accu, his mistress of cervesa Ms. Goat Blower herself, Slonad got first down down for trying to sell his company flashlight on trail, dBASED for shedding skin on trail from his open (ok wrapped) moped rash wound, Too drunk to fuck got his first hare patch! Get up and run bitch missplaced Too drunk to fuck’s flour (butt he managed without it) Just Ted drank beer out of his shoe. I got down down w/ Nipple butt and Tiny Whiney Bitch for letting Nipple butt run loose and TWB for saving the day. Ok I can’t re-hash this anylonger, hope you learned a lot. This week we’ll gather at the Blue Lounge (not to be mistaken for the Blue Lagoon) on Seabright. Can’t wait to get beaten up by the next hare pair.

I’m watching the presidential debate and its stressing me out time for a beer….

On and On

Occasional Rapist:)