R U in Tryptophan coma?!  Hello wankers! It’s black Friday, so what better day to re-hash last week’s 660 episode? It all started at The Trout Farm, duo hare pair Shallow Hole and Deep Stroke suprised us with an unusually short and shitty trail, despite the athlect-ism of the hares! One mile out and one mile back, simple sweet and no sweat broken. With a malt-liquor beer check to wet us some. We had some backslider’s Daddy War-bucks, and Little Wrinkled Fanny show up, (and apparently myself and Dog breathe we’re considered backslider’s)but somehow despite how short the trial was they didn’t make it to beer check? They missed the cute green jello shots, and the homeless person eyeing us from a bush that I thought was an animal. We had a virgin in the mix, Michael, and the internet of all things made him come! Just Victor showed back as his friend Shiney Snail trail didn’t. We had religion down the road in front of the smallest house for rent I have ever seen. Deep Stroke made herself RA and Slong division was her beer fairy. Princess Di-arrhea was awarded her 50th anal-versary hash patch, we got tortured by Virgin Michael’s idea of a fish joke, and more stupid songs, we had some white trash snacks in addition to the usual chip trough. My new fav is the buggle chip with a squirt of cheese from a can! We will miss Deep Stroke, but we will be haring with her one more time, this will be the 662 Hash: Wicked Rhutarded and myself will be the hares, so don’t miss it. We will start at Portola House on Portola, more details to follow. Announcements we’re made of Santa-Con which will be held downtown 12/14, so get your costumes now! Toyz for tots is also a hash not to be missed 12/6, bring toys for all ages up to 16. Turkey Trot hash is this Saturday, like tomorrow! see announcement previous to this one! Have fun, dbased and I will hash tonight with OCH3 and then hashing Saturday with LAH3, so happy trails to ya!!

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