Hash # 658: AGM, 11/1/12
FOUR MORE BEERS!!!!!!!
The Presidential election and Surf City H3 AGM are finally over! We have officially entered the 13th year of Surf City H3. While the race for the White House was a hard fought campaign, with plenty of mud-slinging, the election for this year’s Mismanagement was pretty damn boring! All candidates ran unopposed. Our GM, TIMMY!!! was particularly enthusiastic. I witnessed him begging several hashers to run against him (no takers though). He’s retired for Christ sake! He needs something to do!
Here’s what went down. The pack met at Il Palomar. The hash paid for the first 2 drinks! Awesome!! Aside from the “Regulars”, some back sliders showed up. Vince Lamblowme resurfaced after several months and was given shit about forgoing his RA duties. He claimed to be “working”. Hash founder Banana Basher graced us with his appearance and also claimed work was interfering with hashing. We had a visitor, BullShitWhistle. He hashes with Truckee and Las Vegas H3. Swiss Army Cock and Ralph Crammed-In also made an appearance. Unfortunately my Co-Scribe partner in crime, Occasional Rapist, was under the weather and could not join in the festivities.
The Trail: Our Hare,TIMMY!!! sent us on a wild goose chase around downtown, through San Lorenzo Park and ended with beer check on the roof of the River Street Parking Garage. Accuprick served as RA. I don’t remember if he had a Beer Fairy, but Deep Stroke was being obnoxious and stole the tiara and wore it for fun. Yours truly, Shallow Hole, received a patch for my 69th Surf City Hash! And Deep Stroke was also called up because she completed 69% of the hashes during the past year. Wicked Retahted was called up for a down down for back sliding and general half-mindedness. Banana Basher drank for being awarded the hashit vest but skipped circle-up and trail to short cut to beer check.
The Election: Back at Il Palomar, we were welcomed by Vince Lamblowme, Broke Bench Mountain, and Waxi Pad. Waxi decided to make a rare appearance because he was bribed with food and free beer. He conveniently missed trail and avoids all forms of exercise. The restaurant put out a ton of great food. dBASED won the award for hasher most deserving of down downs every week and for the stupidest act of a hasher . He yelled out “Ranger Danger” when the ranger was within ear shot at Saturday Wharf to Barf.
So here’s your new Surf City H3 Mismanagement:
GM: TIMMY!!!!!!
Beer Mistress: Hugh Heifer
Hash Cash and Flash: Puff the Magic drag Queen
RA’s: Accuprick and dBASED
Scribes: Shallow Hole, Occasional Rapist and Princess Di (arrhea)
On Sex: Dude Where’s my Trail?
Habberdasher: Thmp- Thmp
I’m looking forward to another year of hashing with all you wankers! It’s always an adventure. We will have shitty trails, but Hugh Heifer always buys good beer! I wish she would buy more Cheezy Poofs though. We always seem to run out.
Many folks signed up to Hare in the coming months. If you’ve never Hared before, get off your damn bar stool, find a “Mentor” to Co-Hare with you and sign up!
On On,
Shallow Hole
P.S. On August 24th 2013 we will celebrate Occasional Rapist and dBASED’s wedding, which will coincide with Surf City’s 700th Hash.