Toyz for Twats! Who could resist!, Banana brought us all out to an awesome start, The Bocci’s Cellar.

We had a great turnout of hasher’s whom donated many gifts! Thank you all! Many came and went but their spirit of hashing remained. We had new and come-backer’s, visitor’s, and one new hasher named! In Banana fashion, it was a lame ass short trail, but he did fool the FRB’s with not one but two notorius YBF’s! After 2 miles dBASED knew the second YBF had to be a YBF, it had already been 2 miles for sakes, Banana never would take hasher’s into the night, Schlong Division on the other hand went for it! Sucker! Anyhoot Beer Check was in a parking lot, what business and where abouts? But it was walking distance back to Bocci’s! Religion carried us to Pioneer street, we had dBASED as RA d/t Accuprick having laryngitis or Mono, and as his usual MO dBASED never appoints a beer fairy, HE is the beer fairy! First down down was for Banana whom apparently has finally figured out he is allergic to brew, beer! WTF? TIMMY! got his patch for 350 hashes!! And for not washing the down down mugs! Duuh got her 169th Hash patch! And Just Linda got named as “Mortal Enema”! For the virgins: Joanna, Racheal, Victoria, we heard it all, but Rachel showed us her goods! Six of nine must have warned her and she decided to go for it! We had 2 visitors one was the Virgin Joanna, and her friend that made her cum was hasher Walkens Widcum they are from and rode their bikes from Portland Maine (or somehwere there abouts) no less! Puff should have gotten a down down for hosting them, but dBASED forgot, LOL!

And the fuckin hare….Thanks for another shitty trail Banana!!

See you silly wankers Thursday at the Windjammer, Aptos, should be swankin’ fun!

Carry on… on …..

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