Escape from Seacape seemed to be the theme on this night. Also escape from Pink! Or embrace it, as many of us hasher’s did. Choka cola and Hairy Potter brought their new baby girl to the start! Micah, she is soo cute! They did not walk trail or run so technically we can’t count it as her first hash, but I think we will:) Anyhell. We all felt very cozy in the pretty bar by the bay, Palapas. I was asked by some young gal outside on the patio “do you play a sport?” Um yes, I run with the hash house harrier’s I says. LOL. Offered the card but they didn’t poke any further. Me and my tofu socks always draw some attention. Trail was led by the fearless couple Thmp Thmp and Princess Di-arrhea! They led us on another run for them hills kind of trail. Views, hills and then beer caliente fresco with a beautiful sunset at the end. I was suprised only 13 of us showed up for this lovely hash. Trail ran up an amazing hill which almost killed us but then there was some liquor to inhale, dBASED wanted to hold the bottle because it had big boobies, but then he gave it to Accuprick, whom then tried to pawn it off to us. Down back through Seascape neighborhoods where long sweeping areas of lawn separate the homes. Can I live here? It was such a warm night Cuff my muff warned us she would dive into any water on trail. Lucky for her it was sprinkler’s. Just when we thought we couldn’t go on (3.25 miles) out popped the park by the cliffs where beer check showed up. An ice cold Tecate (or Corona), lime wedge and a splash of tampatio, with sunset glow and good hasher buds, what else do you need? We then walked back to the parking lot behind Seascape Palapas to get religion on. Accuprick appointed Hugh as his stinko de mayo beer fairy (she had the cool mini sombrero hat). Accu. is in-famous for giving himself down downs, this time for saying how good the trail was whilst he was on it. Also I got the shit tonya song finally, didn’t think this time would cum, actually Nipple-less butt NEVER shits ON trail but whatever. Also Princess Di-arrhea got her 10th hare patch! Hey Puff I never got no friggin’ 10 hare patch? And the figgin’ hares……!
OK people for those hasher’s whom hate to run hashes d/t being bar flys, here is your chance! Hugh is going to be half a century this week! She is haring a non-running hash and it starts at Reds downtown! Where your finest attire, not hash clothes or you won’t get in. Still bring your $8 cause it will buy her a drink!
See you there gang
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