What a great long weekend we had after hashing last week! We started off the birthday of America right with drinking beer and running like fools in the blistering heat of the day! We gathered at the lovely home of Cumcerto and her not present husband up in the Santa Cruz Gardens neighborhood. Hares: Thmp Thmp and Cumcerto, and beer checks hostess with the mostess Princess di-arrhea. It was a good sized group, I didn’t actually count but half the crowd was dBASEDs’ family. The Just and Virgin Janseens: Just Michelle (her first ever hash was haring with her bro dBASED), virgin Savy, Sophie and Makena from Maui, and grandpa Herpes Handcock from So. Cal.,Little Spit and Hot Wheels. Even Hugh Heifer’s offspring Edgar’s girlfriend came along. We had visitor’s from SVH3, Hicki Dick and his virgin Debbie. Trail was a bit fucked up, but because we had our first beer check at less than a mile it certainly made up for it. There was an eagle and turkey split, most took the turkey so they all made it to the second beer check with no incident, along with the only Eagle trial hasher Hot Wheels (FRB), this was d/t some pissed off neighbor with a shot gun not wanting us hasher’s having fun! Damn it. Oh well back to the on on we all went (last of the eagles). But we did pop back over to the last beer check by short cut method w Thmp Thmp’s help. It was mostly shiggy thru the trees so that was refreshing. The best part was socializing and what a feast this hare pair crew provided us! Apple Pie and wienies! Now that’s what I’m talking about! Thmp Thmp also made some amazing seasoned saltines, trailer trash gourmet people! Yum. Great beer, and a great hash celebration what else can I say? OK so the religion low down. dBASED RA/Beer Fairy: Down down to all backslider’s: Hogazm, Waxi pad, Just Ann, the Human Pube, Just Laura (5th hash), Little Spit, Hot Wheels. Down downs for all visitor’s: the hawaii group, Herpes H., Hicki Dick and his virgin Debbie. We had Virgins under 21 and Virgins over 21 well 1, technically dBASED’s sister Just Michelle wasn’t a virgin, as she said “I’m a semi virgin”. OK, then they told some dumb jokes. It was time to start naming or getting ideas for Just Laura. We had a lot of good ones, but in the end we welcomed her as “Monthly Friend”! Welcome to the hash! And Pick Cherry Licker celebrated her 25th hashing with us, get a life get a life! And the hares! Thanks for your Rockin Freedom Hash! Whoo hoo. We also had good news on this day: Deep Stroke announced that she really is finally leaving! Yaay! Finally! Yup folks as of this writing she is traveling in the wind! Somehow though I think we shall see her again! Maybe at this weekend’s SFH3 RDR! Who’s all going? dBASED myself and shallow hole will be there. Ok see you wankers tonight the start at Aptos BBQ!!
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