Hashers met at high noon at Delaveaga Park for the 3rd day of drinking. The Pub crawl the night before ended late in the night with drunken hashers screaming hash songs at the top of their lungs at Tampico and dancing at Motiv. Some folks that didn’t make it to the pub crawl like Shiny Snail Trail and Diddler on the Roofie, made up for it by starting drinking at 6:00 am.
dBASED hared the Eagle trail and Occasional Rapist hared the Turkey trail. Both trails started together and instead of going in the obvious direction of the woods, we exited the park. I did the Eagle trail, which was approximately 4 mile big loop around the perimeter of the park, back into the park, up to the golf course, through the golf course, through the disc golf course, to beer check at the Top of the World. The turkey trail was about 2 miles.
We saw the cows on Miller Rd, and a couple hashers almost got attacked by a vicious dog. No bees this year though. Some hashers brought back souvenir golf balls.
Hashers returned to a great spread of food and a set of great tunes by Waxi Pad’s “band with no name”. The food was excellent this year! Thanks to all who cooked! Religion commenced after the face feed. Accuprick was RA and appointed Banana Basher his Beer Fairy. The first down downs went to Hogasm for designing this year’s cool Wharf to barf shirt, and co-conspirators Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di (arrhea). It’s so cool to have a shirt with runners barfing instead of creepy monsters on it! Banana Basher did a lovely explanation of the Surf City Watermelon Head tradition. Hugh Heifer was the only past winner present. We celebrated Fingernips’ 169th analversary and Last Call Norm’s 369th analversary! Get a life! Non-runners, Perl Necklace, Last Call Norm, Twat did you Say?, Fingernips, Timmy, Accuprick and Banana Basher were punished for not doing trail. Ska-Skank-Redemption drank for not knowing a song when called upon. Twisted Fister drank for stupidity. He actually believed dBASED when he said the trail would be flat! Sucker! Pearl Necklace was chastised for being a backslider. He was last seen in May for the Red dress Run. We had a hare snaring’s by Bloody Wanker and Dog Breath. Fingernips pulled down Bloody Wanker’s pants. Nice! DFL’s were dung Fu grip, Puff the Magic Drag Queen and Shiny Snail Trail. The Watermelon award went to Shiny Snail Trail. 
We had a naming. We named the band Premature E-Jamulation, because they started playing their second set before religion was over. And last but not least, the Hares………………………….
The afternoon ended with more good tunes. Some folks danced. Others were too exhausted from dBASED’s trail and passed out! 
On On,
Shallow Hole