This week, Dung Fu Grip brought the hash to the Golf Course Drive entrance to Pogonip park. Walking up the road I thought to myself, “Am I in the right place?” Who the hell are these people? Am I tripping out? They looked like hashers. We had 6 visitors and 3 virgins this week! I guess most of the hash “regulars” were either on vacation or still hung over from Wharf to Barf. We had Fine Young Cannibal and his daughter Miss England. We had Piss Pyle and BMX from Hawaii. Just Jordan from Trinidad and Tobago H3 who brought 2 Virgins, Virgin Mary Kate and Virgin Hillary. We had Tommy Hilfingerher from Long Beach H3. Our other Virgin, Virgin Janna came to the Wharf to Barf pub crawl with Pink Cherry Licker and decided since she had the drinking part down, she would try hashing. TIMMY!!! had a large audience for his chalk talk.
Backslider Just Shannon finally showed up. I think she’s been avoiding coming to her 5th hash so she wouldn’t have to get named.
Trail was a long trek through the trails of Pogonip. Many of us locals never knew these trails existed. Dung Fu Grip stated that he found the trails while he was homeless and living in the woods. The uphill part seemed to never end. To ease the pain, there was a liquor check. A bottle of tequila with a bag of salt and a lime. There were some interesting sites on trail. Besides the evidence of homeless encampments, we were surprised to see a koi pond out in the middle of nowhere. The first beer check was at this grove where there were numerous piles of stacked rocks. Some of them had pieces of paper with poems or dumb shit written on them. Not sure of the significance of the rocks. Were they sculptures? Religious symbols? Were they put there by the aliens; Wickens or just kids looking for something to do while stoned in the woods. From the notes left behind, I suspect it’s a hangout for high school kids. The long downhill part was easier, and lead to the second beer check near the gate where we entered the park. 
Religion was outside the park entrance. dBASED was RA, and appointed BMX as his Beer Fairy. Dbased brought up the visitors. BMX, Just Jordan and Miss England were the only ones who went up there. Next, 2 of the Virgins, Virgin Mary Kate did an unusual interpretive dance. Just Janna told a few jokes. Tommy Hilfingerher drank for being from Long Beach H3. Next came a lame and unsuccessful attempt to name Just Shannon. We haven’t seen her for so long, aside from the fact that she was carrying a pink taser flashlight that looked like a dildo, no one had any good dirt on her. So when you wankers see her again, start digging! Just Jordan went up and explained the Poofter Award. A tradition of the Tobago H3, and given to someone who does something really stupid on trail. Miss England was nominated for stating “I won” when she arrived at beer check. Diddler on the Roofie won for short cutting trail through poison oak.
And last but not least, the Hare! He was serenaded with a lovely rendition of Happy Birthday.
On On,
Shallow Hole
P.S. We’re going to the West Side tomorrow night! Wear something shiny and see you all at the Parish Publick House. Shiny Snail Trail and I are Haring. I can personally guarantee a very shitty trail!