Dung-Fu Grip decided to throw a Krampuslauf. We started at the nasti Asti bar. I never realized how popular this bar was. In past hashes we seemed to be the only wanker’s in it. As was told before, Krampus is the dark companion of St. Nicholas (xmas devil), celebrated in Europe in early December or on the eve of St. Nicholas day. It appears to be popular theme for many art related events across the US in December. Many Hasher’s chose the devil theme by wearing horns. I think our hare deserves the scariest costume award if there was one. Though no award for this trail needed.  You can view my trail map here. The hare promised a romp through downtown to scare, but it was one big circle jerk. Almost everyone missed the liquor checks. I was with the pack to find the first one which was at the base of Green Street, under a prickly bush, a huge peppermint schnapps bottle.  Trail then lead us to a hare dare accross Hwy 1 (we chose to run accross 6 lanes!), which led toward’s Holy Cross church. Another circle jerk around it, and apparently that is where the 2nd liqour check was. LOL. BUMs aside, hasher’s were happy to have been led (found at the end of pacific by Jamba juice) by Princess-Di-arrhea to the BC as the fucked up (back check) arrow markings on Pacific proved to be too difficult on this night for the FRB’s to solve. Maybe it was the Schnapps. BC was well received at the top of River street parking garage (where the sword fighting group hang). Dung-Fu Grip appeared bummed no one found 2nd LC as that liquor was Germanic (guess we’ll get to try it at tonight’s hash). Religon took place on top of parking garage Oswald’s. Just Mara was the beer fairy. Noted for anal-versaries: Puff for his 50th Haring (he got the cool kids mug), Pink Cherry Licker for her 50th Hash run! And co-religious advisor Cuff my Muff’s 169th hash! Get a life get a life. We had 3 virgins this night. Wicked Retahted brought MJ, Fucked-Over fest brought two: Amanda and Kymberly, all chose the joke route. BUT, Just Mara (Six-o nine’s guest) decided since it was her first SCH3 hash to show off her titts. Everybody seemed happy. And the hare! Thanks Dung-Fu for introducing us to ‘The Krampus’, we should definitely do it again next year. On on to Tampico’s we went.

See you wanker’s tonight at the West-End tap room…..

Occasional Rapist