Phyllis Driller hared for her first time on this night! At first we thought she was haring alone, but she recruited Thmp Thmp at the last minute. We met at the infamous Cole’s BBQ on Portola/26th Ave. It was a warm Junuary evening.  So sitting outside for a beer was ok. We had 2 virgin’s show up, Ryn (Wicked’s neighbor) and Kenyon, friend of the GM’s. Now Phyliis has been hashing since May 2009, and finally she felt comfortable enough to sign up to hare at last years AGM, way to go Phyllis! Lately we have been having split trails, a Turkey AND an Eagle. Why we need to do this is beyond me. Let’s keep it simple folks! In short, the Turkey trail was (if we ended up at BC when we we’re suppose to ~1.5 miles.), and Eagle ~3 miles. Trail led down 26th to East Cliff where Turkey’s went right and Eagles to the left down East Cliff. What a clear gorgeous night I thought! The view by the beach with a clear starlite sky was beautiful.  We worked our way back to Portola (I was with the Turkey trotter’s) and when we saw our first BN signage over by Ceasar’s Pizza at Portola and 17th Ave. it was ~ 1.26 miles on my GPS, and part of me was a little happy to finally get to BC (then trail led to  shoreline middle school). But this is where it got interesting, we kept walking and walking until we saw yet another BN signage (which turned right away from the school), and then just true hare arrows that continued back to Portola thru neighborhood. Then I saw TIMMY! coming toward’s me down Portola, this is when we suspected we truly missed BC and decided to back track. Sure enough we bumped into Princess Di-arrhea whom explained we needed to go back to Shoreline Middle School to the BC, the HARES we’re late to their own damn BC!! Way to go half minds!. Good tastey cold beer awaited, and many laughs later we then resumed trail to religion which was behind the library on Portola. Cuff my Muff didn’t do trail and decided to let Dung-Fu-Grip play RA for the evening. Dirty Late-Cummer was his beer fairy. Noted was lame joke by Kenyon, and Ryn decided to show us her knee! Hugh Heifer got a down down for 25 consecutive hashes, and Puff for 650 consecutive hashes! GET a life! Amazingly no cops showed up to Religion, so we all then headed back to Cole’s where the pack split up to On On’s (Engfer’s Pizza and or Cole’s).

and the Hare!

This week’s trail will start at The Crepe Place, Puff is Haring!

On On half minds…

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