A Birthday Hippie, a Hill and 2 Namings!
It was a memorable trip up to Boulder Creek this week. Hashers took over the bar area of the Boulder Creek Brewery. It was Hugh Heifer’s birthday and she chose the start location based on where she thought she would get the most free drinks. Cum Lord was her Co-Hare. 
Creekers like Pussy Galore, Mortal Enema, Shut Up and Run Bitch, Too Drunk to Fuck, Broke Bench Mountain, Mass Storage Device and Just Jeff showed up. Just Jeff thought it was a pirate hash and showed up in full regalia. I saw Goat Blower briefly outside the bar. She said she couldn’t stay because she had a band gig.
We were told there would be a runners trail and a walkers trail. According to my GPS, the runners trail was 2.33 miles, went into the woods and straight up a big ass steep hill. After the pointless climb, hashers took the treacherous trek down the steep, slippery slope.
The easiest way seemed to be sliding down on our asses. Despite the drought, there was a little water in the creek. Hugh was down below at the liquor check. Word on the street was the walker trail was carrying stuff up to beer check. She told hashers to continue going down until we found beer check. There was no flour, but we figured it out. Broke Bench Mountain had to carry is trusty dog Porter to beer check. We thought Puff was lost, but he finally showed up. We couldn’t call him because there was no cell service in that location. But then of course, the dinosaur doesn’t have a cell phone! I don’t think the mountain lions would get him. They would take one sniff and run away.
Religion was on a street. It was getting dark and drizzling out. Accuprick was RA and Cumcerto was Beer Fairy. First called up hashers who fell on trail, Accuprick, Fap Jack, Just Shane. Backsliders Mother’s Little Felcher, Cum Lord, Pussy Galore, Mortal Enema, Shut Up and Run Bitch, Too Drunk to Fuck were punished. Pink Cherry Licker, Princess Di (arrhea), Just Carolyn, Just Shane and Just Jeff. They all did a shot and a beer. The Human Pube celebrated his 25th Analversary.
We had 2 namings!
Just Carolyn said she “sold stuff on ebay”. Hashers quickly decided she was obviously selling porn and dildos. She was named Discunt Dildo! 
Just Kevin is a music student at Cabrillo who lives with his parents. According to his cohorts, he likes to smoke “moles”. A bowl with pot and tobacco. He was named
Mole Blower! Welcome to the hash! And last but not least, the Hares……………
Happy Birthday to Hugh Heifer, our Lovely Beer Meister! Thank you for never buying Budweiser and keeping the beer trough full of cold ones for our enjoyment.
On On,
Shallow Hole