The scene was the Rush Inn. We had a huge turnout this year! This year also happened to fall on Hugh Heifer’s birthday! There were a total of 62 hashers and a large number of visitors. We had visitors from Silicone Valley, Monterey Can’d, East bay, San Francisco, Fresno, Sacramento and Portland. Several Surf City Hashers opened up their homes to take in visitors. You rock!
Red dresses were everywhere! It looked like a Valentino fashion show for Halfminds! There were short slutty dresses and long glamorous dresses. Dung Fu Grip and Insem-moo-nater both went for the ultra-conservative look this year. Tiny Wanker wore a pretty conservative poka dot number. Transcuntnanal and Thmp-Thmp obviously shop in the same stores because they showed up in matching dresses. Apple Bobber showed up in a sexy red schoolgirl outfit. Broke Bench Mountain looked particularly lovely. He and Cock 
Throbbin were comparing prices of their red wigs. My two personal favorites were Electric Labia Land’s hot sequin dress and Tits and Game’s short poofy prom dress.
Twisted Fister hared the walker trail and dBASED and New Kids on my Cock hared the Turkey/Eagle trails. Half the pack did the walker trail. The Eagle trail was 
about 4 miles to beer check according to my GPS. After a little jaunt downtown, we headed to the seedy part of town along the San Lorenzo river levee to Harvey West Park where our red dresses entertained families at a baseball game and other parties. We passed one party blasting Mexican music. They yelled some shit at us in Spanish. Trail continued into the woods, up the stairs and exited out at Meadow Road to Sheridan Ave. What must go up must come down. So we took Highland back down the hill and ended up at beer check at Dirty 
Dolma’s house. After the beer check, the pack walked to a liquor check on a set of steps leading to downtown, and then to another beer check at the Catalyst. We invaded the upstairs bar at the Catalyst.
Religion was at the top of Oswald’s parking garage. Dung Fu Grip was RA and Tiny Wanker was Beer Fairy. Visitors were called up first. Too many to count. Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker, and Project Cumway were called up for going to eat Chinese food instead of doing trail. There were a couple accusations of crimes but they were lame. There was a virgin Eric who dropped trow. Broke Bench Mountain was called up for wearing a thong that wasn’t large enough to hold his large left ball. Wicked Retahted celebrated his 100th Surf City Hash! Get a life! And last but not least, the Hares…………
The pack went back to the Rush Inn for 
food and more beer!
Everybody knows that cancer sucks balls! This event raised $1000 for WomenCare, an organization that provides free services to women with cancer in the Santa Cruz community.
Sadly, this was the last Red Dress Run for 
Last Call Norm, who lost her battle with cancer on 5/12/15. She was a long time Surf City hasher and loved by all. Happy trails Norm, and may there be unlimited beer in heaven.
This hash song serves well as an Ode to Cancer (sung to the tune of Old Lang Syne)
Dear Cancer,
Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You
Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You
See you Wankers on Thursday!
On On,
Shallow Hole