This week, Ho to Housewife popped not one, but 2 Hare cherries! Whoo Hoo!  They don’t call her Ho for nothing!  She was in charge of training Rat Pussy and Deadliest Snatch how to lay their first trail.  They chose the Blue Lounge on Seabright as their start location.  They actually had a welcome sign for us.  Pretty cool considering hashers are more likely to get banned from bars.  You could tell from the looks on the Hares’ faces that the pressure was on.  Princess also looked like she had her doubts.  It is a little nerve wracking to be a Hare,  but think of it as an adventure!  We had a Virgin this week.  Virgin Thomas recently moved here from Montana.  His sister from Idaho made him cum!  At least she told him about the hash and to check it out.

So how did the new Hares fair? Trail was shitty of course, but there were no major disasters.  No one died or got lost on trail.  The eagle trail was 4.52 miles according to my GPS. I don’t know how long the turkey was.  I was feeling bad ass running with the wolf dog, Chewy “AKA Poon Doggie”.  That guy has a lot of energy and Hangs Loose is too out of shape to run with him anymore.  We ran out of the bar and took off at blistering speed down the sidewalk.   We went up Seabright, took a left and headed toward East Cliff Drive.  There was a liquor check in Ocean View Park.  Tasted like a Screwdriver.  There was a little confusion finding the marks leading out of the park, but someone yelled “On On” and we continued down Ocean View Avenue.   A bunch of hashers were stopped at a corner for no reason.  Then I realized it was a boob check!  Trail turned right on Windham and continued for several blocks.  We started seeing dBASED’s initials at checks.  He shortcutted and was ahead of the pack.  He actually guessed right at a bunch of checks and even went back to one check to mark the correct way!  We ended up going through Fredrick Street Park.  At the bottom of the stairs, there was a package check and the turkey-eagle split.  The eagles went left through the harbor and exited out Brommer Street.  It was then that Courtesy Flush caught up with the pack.  There was a muddy shiggy section in back of Simpkins Park and a shitty trek down the railroad tracks to 7^th Avenue.  There was a liquor check in the bushes but Courtesy Flush and I couldn’t find it.  Today is Monday later said it was there and we didn’t see it.  Oh well.  Trail continued down 7^th, to Eaton, across the Murry Street Bridge and back down to the harbor.  Beer check was near the lighthouse.

Religion was on Seabright Beach. It was getting pretty cold.  Luckily there was an abandoned fire, so hash quickly took it over.  Dung Fu Grip was RA and Fingernips was Beer Fairy.  dBASED got a congratulatory down down for staying on trail.  This past week, Thmp-Thmp was informed of an accusation against the hash.  Slonad said a guy was accusing several hashers of harassing him.  Apparently TIMMY!!! knocked his cart over in a a grocery store! LOL.  He’s knocked over his fair share of martini glasses.  He get tipsy, but I highly doubt he’s a shopping cart tipper.   Hugh Heifer followed the guy home.  That part I can believe.  And there was more to the story, but I forgot.  Courtesy Flush and Bareback Unicrack drank for showing up late to the hash.  Just Tim was accused of stealing someone’s Christmas decoration from their yard.  It’s Februray, and they shouldn’t still have their Christmas decorations up anyway.  Virgin Thomas disappointed the pack with a lame joke.  Puff celebrated his 825^th Hash!  Get a life!  And last but not least, the Hares………………

On On,

Shallow Hole