This week’s hash was the Betty Ford Prelube Hash. GM’s Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack promised a short trail and did not disappoint.  A bunch of wankers had to get up early to drive to Palm Springs. We started at Tampico downtown. How short was it?  I got < 2 miles.  It was so short that I didn’t break a sweat.  Poon Doggie wasn’t even tired!  A significant portion of the mileage was a very mean YBF down the entire wharf!  I was ¾ of the way down when the FRB’s came back and proclaimed the bad news.  After all, we ALL know it’s a dead end!  Why did Dung Fu Grip, Ho to Housewife, Steamy Baanorrhea, yours truly and several others fall for the evil trick?  We thought there might be a beer or liquor check.  Them!  Them!  Fuck Them!  Beer Check was replaced by a Mojito Check and was located in the little park near the entrance of Neary Lagoon.

Religion was on top of Oswald’s Parking Garage. Dung Fu Grip was RA.  Rat Pussy was Beer Fairy.  First down down was to all the hashers (Hugh Heifer, Occasional Rapist, dBASED, Puff the Magic Drag Queen, Hangs Loose and Poon Doggie) who braved the rain last weekend to attend Silicon Valley’s 1000^th Hash.  Steamy Baanorrhea, Ho to Housewife, and Dung Fu Grip drank for doing the entire YBF.  At least the guys were treated to a boob check, so it wasn’t a total loss.  Twat Did You Say? drank for not leaving the bar.  Hangs Loose drank for convincing some muggles to follow him down the pier.  He promised them beer.  They took off soon after because he lied.   Puff the Magic Drag Queen celebrated his 769^th CONSECUTIVE Surf City hash!  Seriously dude, get a life!  Jizziki celebrated his 60^th birthday with a beer and terrible rendition of Happy Birthday Hash Song.   Cumfart Zone got called out for wearing new shoes.  You can tell form her expression that she really enjoyed drinking out of her shoe.  Will people ever learn?  Damn Halfminds!

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