The title says it all. Damn TIMMY had us going all over the damn place! dBased clocked 6.6 miles to beer check, we started at the Parish and got lost right off the bat, went over the railroad tracks, wandered the circles, got to Bay, went up and over and continued up the hill for what seemed like FOREVER.

We went by some park I had never been to that was pretty where LC was. Then when I thought it would be a quick trail back to TIMMYS he continued to run us around down the bike path by western where we finally got to beer check in the pitch dark. We then went over to his house to hate on him some more. Religion then started and that was a whole other show. Wicked got a down down for singing out of line. We chastised those who did not do trail (lucky bastards).

We then bothered the visitors and virgins. Mr Wiggly brought some german visitors Just Han and Just Alex (I behaved myself for all of you who are wondering). They sang some sort of drinking song in German. Mrs Timmy came out and got a down down for marrying TIMMY because we were all mad at him in that moment. Banana Basher fucked up and sang a song that was already sung and drank for that. TIMMY littered a flour bag, that bastard. Just Mishi brought a virgin Paul who looked terrified and was offering to sing a song and asked if “anyone have any requests?” and Occasional said she liked the song “Where you take your pants off”

He sang something it was weird. Then we heard the very sad story from Hangs Loose who hit on a chick at the watering hole (his first foreplay in 12 years he says…yikes) and he asked Accuprick “How old do you think she was?” and Accu said “I wasn’t there ya dumb fuck”. dBased got in trouble for marking trail in front of his ex-wives house. Accu and many late comers got down downs and finally we could give TIMMY shit about being old and laying shitty trail. Man was I glad to go home after that ordeal!

On on,

Pussy Wood