As was promised, our hares Thmp thmp and Twisted Fister brought us some new bullshit. As was expected, half minds made it shittier than it had to be….
We started at the blue lounge (NOT THE FUCKING BLUE LAGOON…since it seems necessary to point that out every time). The pack basically filled the joint, and it felt like a party in there with the beats the cool ass bartenders were playing. A crazy guy walked in with an open bottle of the oh-so classy Evan Williams, and Rat Pussy almost got in a fight with him asking him to leave (Turns out he was outside and showed Thmp his bottle asking if he could bring it inside and Thmp told him to go right in (he got his down down for that)) Thmp and Twisted explained the rules of the evening which involved a giant off-roading wagon full of beer cans.
They started things out with only a 5 minute head start and we had to go catch them, the first two wankers to catch them then had to be the next set of hares. Once hares were caught we all got to drink beers and the deal was when we ran out of beers the last couple of hares had to run us back to start. Sounds simple right?
Wrong.
Motherfuckers put down a fuckload of checks, took us in all sorts of circles, and we eventually gave up despite not quite finishing the beer. To detail it all out, Thmp and Twisted took us out to Point Loma first from the Blue Lounge with at least 3 or 4 checks taking us down an alley between 3rd and 4th. We got to pass our crazy friend again and he basically told JFP to fuck off, nice guy! Our next set of hares was Dung-fu and dBased, and quickly Genital Tongs who didn’t give a fuck and didn’t give them the 5 minute head start and caught up to them.
They of course fucked with us hard with an initial YBF down almost over the bridge to the boardwalk and then we walked back up and we passed ocean view park thinking thats where they were taking us, so we were like hmmm wonder where we are going…well we were going to that park just after a gigantic circle jerk with checks! Dicks. The next hare pair (because god dammit there was still beer left) was Rat Pussy and Bakers Dozen’t, who we were sure would be smart and head us slowly back in the direction of the blue lounge, but nah, they also thought they would fuck with us and took us all sorts of directions just to take us back to dung-fu’s.
Finally at dung-fu’s despite not finishing all the beer, Steamy Baaahnorea took us back to the Blue Lounge where we rushed through religion because pizza!
Religion was behind the Blue Lounge with Accu and Dung-fu sort of co-RAing? It was confusing. The following is 100% plagerized from Puff: Backsliders were punished for their e-vile ways: Steamy Baanorrhea, Dung-Fu Grip, Twisted Fister, Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef and The Human Pube.
Steamy Baanorrhea was mocked for falling on a trail that almost no one ran any part of and barely ever left a paved surface. Steamy still managed to find a way to make a fool of himself. Pink Cherry Licker, Transcunt-n-anal, Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef, Jizziki, The Human Pube and Cum You Will Not were punished for having neither whistle nor bottle opener on their person. Fap Jack was convicted of not doing even a block of trail (Puff also accused PCL of such a crime but in fact she did trail!).
Our multitude of hares: Rat Pussy, Dung-Fu Grip, dBASED, Twisted Fister, Thmp-Thmp and Steamy Baanorrhea were then punished (rightfully so!). And we finally got to eat at Engfer’s pizza which graciously stayed open a while longer so we could eat! Next week cum’s to us from Shallow Hole and Cum Pumper, sounds like the racists will be happy about that one!
On on,
Pussy Wood