Wind and rain. It’s April, enough already. ‘Enough already’ is also something I uttered in dismay after about the first mile of this past Thursday’s trail too. Hare-pair Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack were actually able to lay a trail whose dreariness exceeded that of the weather. A sad accomplishment but an accomplishment nonetheless I guess. Deep Stroke showed up but declined the ‘opportunity’ to hash upon hearing who the hares were. That’s her most intelligent decision in years I dare say. Maybe her ONLY intelligent one upon further reflection.

       We had the potential of a double-naming but many took umbrage at not being able to question our two victims so only one was saddled with a hash handle. It’s amazing we were able to name even one of our victims considering the lack of respect being shown Religion of late. If you wish to know why things sometimes go awry during the proceedings, look no further than those that wish to needlessly flap their jaws while the VOLUNTEER Religious Adviser attempts to move the festivities along and keep you undeserving bastards entertained. 

       Thursday the thirteenth, which may prove as deadly as a FRIDAY the thirteenth, will feature our globe-trotting lovebirds Little Anal Annie and Butt Balls co-haring and dragging us to Manresa Beach campground. More details will follow I’m certain.

       dBASED reprimanded Puff for being so old and forgetful because I neglected to send out a Flash announcement last weekend. He’s probably correct, I don’t remember anyway. So, the link below will deliver you not only to this week’s Flash but to that of last week as well. Also, as a special added FREE bonus, you’ll receive the three days of the first annual Hash Springs event as well. You now have five free days of hashing to relive.

On on,

Puff’s writing pasted by Pussy Wood