There will, however, certainly NOT be any memorial erected for Trail 912, dBASED or Really Boring Bitch. dBASED likes to create the same fiery furor feeling much like that arising from Moses’ descent from Mount Sinai. After this trail was completed, I felt not furor but fury and the only mount we saw was Mount Herman. There was, however, a considerable amount of descent, closely followed by dissent. Some of those descending descents were of such degrading depths as to have been abandoned by both deer and puma and zip lines have been installed to ease the transportation of humans. I believe both these clowns have fulfilled their haring responsibilities for some time to come.

On on,

Puff’s copy and pasted words by Pussy Wood