Hash #960  Lampshades Galore

The annual lampshade hash. We were all(almost) April fools and each wore a lampshade. Per our tradition we had our picture taken at Riverside lighting. There goes our dignity….or whatever was left of it.

Hares were dBASED and Occasional Rapist. Of course they took us all over town and back again. They love a good circle jerk.

Bareback Unicrack and Cum You will not were sure that they knew the way and wanted to shortcut to the levy….until they ran into a fence and had to go all the way back around to find true trail. Never trust those two.

Ho To Housewife had to pee like a racehorse on trail but settled for squatting like a dog. Which reminds me that Puff is our resident Dog Whisperer. He carries dog treats along with his personal flask and mini hand sanitizer.

Beer Check and Religion were held under a bridge…which is where we all belong….but we would have to kick out too many bums to make it work.

We paid tribute to Real Boring Bitch who passed away on March 26, 2018. He was an amazing athlete and a friend to many. He was the one who passed out flat orange whistles.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/santacruzsentinel/obituary.aspx?n=kemal-john-akol&pid=188648132&fhid=8818

Beer Fairy was New Kids on My Cock….who seemed befuddled by this daunting task.

A gaggle of recalcitrant hashers – CuntJungle,CurtesyFlush, BrokeBench, Deadliest Snatch,MooseTurdPie, CumsOutMy Nose –  missed hashing tonight and instead continued to drink at the HindQuarter. They managed to return to the group for religion…and more beer. How nice of them to show up.

We also had some folks who neglected to don their fashionable headgear……Bareback Unicrack, AccuPrick, BrokeBench, CumsOut My Nose, NewKids, Snatchy and Ho…only to name a few.