This week, the pack invaded the Blue Lounge on Seabright.  This little dive bar keeps changing names so it’s hard to keep track.  It has previously been known as the Night Owl, 529, Cardiff Lounge, and Mad House.  Thmp-Thmp was the Hare.  We had 2 visitor Harriettes from a Okinawa H3, named Megasoreass and SCOUT (Shit Cums on your Tits).   They moved back to the states and were looking for new places to hash.  My Little Bony showed up, but as usual, he did not leave his bar stool.  Six of Nine resurfaced.  He said he was in Southern CA for a while, but came back to the area and has been working at the Renaissance Fair.   He’s like a pesky rash that goes away for a while, but shows up again out of the blue.  He brought Virgin Tracy, and Just John with him.  Just Cecil (friend of Occasional Rapist), made a random appearance.  We met him about a year ago at another Seabright hash.  SpoogeBath No Pants got a rare night off from work and babysitting, so he came out to hash.  Phyllis Driller appeared at circle up, but disappeared and was not seen again for the rest of the evening.

Trail was about 3.5 miles and took us to the ocean, yacht harbor, through some shiggy, a liquor check in Fredrick Street Park, through a church parking lot, a school, circled around Seabright neighborhoods until it finally concluded with a beer check at a house on Cayuga and Windsor.  Trail was too long for Virgin Tracy, Just John, and Just Cecil, because they all bailed somewhere along the way and never made it to the beer check.

Religion was a Puff’s house.  Occasional Rapist was RA.  Hugh Heifer was appointed Beer Fairy.  Our visitors from Okinawa, Megasoreass and SCOUT were welcomed to the hash.  They enjoyed the trail and were happy NOT to be hashing with military people for a change.  They brought an Okinawa patch to give away and SpoogeBath No Pants showed “skin to win” it.  Next, we heard from the “Justs”.  Which only left Just Ted because the others bailed.  It was his 4th Surf City Hash, so lets dig up some good dirt on this guy for potential hash names.  If he’s anything like his “sponsor” Slonad, he won’t show up again for 6 months.  Backsliders, SpoogeBath No Pants and Six of Nine were punished with a down down.  SpoogeBath blamed his disappearance on work and his baby and Six of Nine was just happy to get a free drink.   The only thing the pack could come up with for a crime on trail was Just Ted forgot his flashlight.  Racists were the next to be punished.  Deep Stroke for training for her 100 mile Aids ride and yours truly, Shallow Hole for training for the NY marathon.  Occasional Rapist was also incriminated for training for a sprint triathalon.  And last but not least, the Hare…………………………

On On,

Shallow Hole

P.S.  The Halloweenie Hash will be Thursday October 25th.  Occasional Rapist and I are planning a frightening, shitty trail for all you wankers.  More details soon!