Another dBASED nightmare….We all met at our house. We had the dis-pleasure of having Dung Fu Grip, Shiney snail trail and a long distance old hasher named Fine young Cannibal join in this week. dBASED is never afraid to romp through the terrain even if there is poison oak about. Somehow tho the trail was decent. I actually enjoyed the views, shhh don’t tell him. We did about a 4 mile loop starting down Park avenue through a campsite trail (where the rangers almost stopped us) at New Brighton and then train tracks down to the fields to the beach and back along the low tide sands of NB state beach. Can’t think of anything to report beside trying to stay away from PO all along trail. Shiny snail trail (SST) wanted to show dBASED how his trail made her happy (not pissed off as he had hoped) so she picked flowers (weeds) all along the way to make him a bouquet, I think you could say they’ve made up for whatever thing they had going on, LOL…The pack did a good job staying fairly close d/t many back checks. Beer check was behind Cuff my Muff’s casa, on a nice patch of grass. We then stumbled accross the street back to our house for Religion. Accuprick was RA and Pink Cherry Licker his beer fairy. Fine young cannibal got a down down for major back sliding, at first we thought it was his first SC hash run but he did run many moon’s ago so dBASED or someone got another down down for lying. Deep Stroke got a down down for always “winning”, ThmpThmp for no song, SST for straddeling a cock like thing the hash before (see picture from Hash flash 688), Hugh for Kai shitting (again), and Puff celebrating his 675th hash run and TIMMY! for his 375th hash run! And the Hare dBASED! Lucky for me I didn’t cum down with any PO, I was well covered. I hope the same can be said for you:) well until his next nightmare….

This week’s hash run will be starting up in Boulder Creek at Joe’s bar, we have : Hugh Heifer et. al:)

On On,

Occasional Rapist